Posted on Saturday, 24th November 2012 by Harry Hotspur

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Sunderland meet West Brom. For those of you trying to adjust your Premier League tables do not bother. The Baggies are indeed 3rd. Their away form isn’t good, however Sunderland don’t have any form worth discussing home or away. In the interests of football I’d like to see Steve Clarke put Martin O’Neil to the sword here but the threat of a tedious draw has to be the favourite. Prediction 0-2

Everton vs Norwich could potentially be a beyond dull game. Everton been playing what a 1950′s football commentator would call ‘some very spirited’ football this term but they seem to get bogged down against lesser sides. Hughts will be travelling knowing that a draw wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. I think the King Of The Clipboard may just manage to stifle David Moyes. Prediction: 1-1

Manchester United take on QPR and this has got to be a fascinating fixture from a number of perspectives. If QPR get anything here then Mark Hughes’ dead duck of a managerial career will be well and truly cremated for all time. Arry Redschnapps the world’s leading Crisis Manager is a fox and looks not take charge until full time at the earliest. Prediction: 6-0

Stoke play Fulham and Wigan entertain Reading. If anyone watching either of these games is entertained I’ll be amazed. Predictions: 1-1 across the board.

Aston Villa face Arsenal and I can’t understand why Lambert who has so far sailed the good ship Villa into the relegation won’t play Bent. I’m no Bent fan, but desperate times call for desperate measures and right now the Brummies could do with a shin in or two. So this will either be a scrappy draw or a route, largely dependent upon what frame of mind the Gunners are in when they get off the coach. Prediction 1-4

Swansea vs Liverpool Another opportunity for Brendon Rodgers to drone on and on about respect, tradition, the fans …please shoot me now. I hope Swansea smash them. Prediction 1-1.

Southampton are at home to Newcastle and it’s looking like a long old season for Nigel Adkins. On the up side, the likelihood of him getting the bullet is very small. There’s no money and a team that have sadly been promoted beyond themselves. Pardew will be looking to cash in but Toon’s form is nothing to coo over. It’s a long coach ride back to Geordieland with anything less than 3 points. Prediction a coupon busting 2-1

Chelsea vs Man City and the generously proportioned waiter of Spanish decent will need a win or his own fans will tear him apart. Nice crowd. Family people. If your surname is Manson. The sad thing is I can see Chelsea wining this. The blue racists will as ever be wanting to show the world that the players call the shots and justify the bad mouthing that cost Bob Matthews his job. Prediction 3-1.

Tottingham and West Ham then. The hysteria from those who want AVB binned will reach a pitch that only dogs can hear if we don’t win this. A draw is unacceptable. To hell with having players. ‘Just get on with it and win, Mr Bean!’ God I’m sick of listening to the opinions of stupid people. If we don’t win I may make the next blog about this week’s Strictly Come Dancing. Prediction 2-1.

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226 Responses to “Hotspur’s Hunches #13”

  • Phil McAvity Says:

    Fred Durst!

    3-1 to the Spurs with Dembele getting on the score sheet. You heard it here seventh!

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    Garth Crooks is a bad man ruffneck ting Reply:

    Avb out. Watch the Lazio game again to prove my point, clueless. Avb out Avb out clear his throat Avb out Avb out.

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    Phil McAvity Reply:

    So what do you reckon on AVB then?

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    BrizzleSpur Reply:

    :shifty:

    Garth Crooks is a bad man ruffneck ting Reply:

    Phil, i think that if Avb was an icecream he would be licking himself allday. The problem is that he hasnt got a clue. He makes the same fucking stubborn mistakes almost every game and the players obviously havent got a clue with his tactics. CLUELESS.

    Habib Reply:

    Doubt Dembele will play. But I see Bale, Defoe and Vertonghen scoring!

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    Tel Reply:

    I’ve got them 3 in my dream team so I hope your’re right habit!

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    Habib Reply:

    Well got two outta three! :P

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  • Frontwheel 2 Says:

    This could be your best results of the season,About 5 right.Man city to win,Villa draw,Sunderland win,Swansea win o.One you missed,surprise win for Reading

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    Habib Reply:

    I would bet against Man U before I bet against WBA. That Clarke is a beast of a manager.

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  • 77spur Says:

    I’ll look forward to the strictly themed prattle next week sunshine.

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  • 77spur Says:

    ive put mancs vs qpr on my both to score list…am i mad? I do hope not.

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  • Ronnie Wolman Says:

    Sunderland meet West Brom.

    Harry I think you were right the first time but it doesnt have to be tedious.It just seems that way because its in the cold north east.
    An exciting 1-1 draw (well its warms up near the end)

    Everton vs Norwich

    So you are going for a tedious draw here Harry?
    I think Everton at home,they will edge it by a goal 2-1

    Manchester United
    Its a rudderless ship that QPR and I would agree with you Harry except maybe Fergie has some thoughts for the old Man U man.Maybe they wont go to town on QPR just as much (3-0)

    Stoke play Fulham and Wigan entertain Reading.

    I can see Stoke and Fulham in a 1-1
    but fancy Wigan clipping Reading 2-1

    Aston Villa face Arsenal
    Lat season we gave the arse back their mojo after playing them.All of a sudden they thought they were a team.We can do that to them.
    Also that Cazorla could have been our best player.He certainly is theirs.
    Bent or Shment doesnt matter but I agree the the shcore 1-4

    Swansea vs Liverpool
    Liverpool are strong now. The Suarez factor gets bigger and bigger.
    1-2

    Southampton are at home to Newcastle

    A day in the south for the Geordies cant be bad
    1-3

    Chelsea vs Man City

    Its a shame that the big news is the racism and the firing of a manager who pulled them together.
    Why fire the bloke? Could have been offered No. 2again
    Anyway this game will not be about that or racism.It will be about resolve and quality.
    Its when Oscar and Hazard meet Silva and Aguero.
    Torres might just save the day for Benitez and give him a welcoming present but really the amount of quality on the field is a thing to behold.
    2-2

    Tottingham and West Ham then.

    There is no doubt in my mind about what you said Harry. But the only thing you might have got wrong is that if we lose it wont be just the extremists that will be calling for AVB’s head.
    You might just be the lonely figure in the seats behind the goal waving your Boas.
    Still cant see it coming to that. 3-1 for us (look even I have more confidence)

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  • Harry Hotspur Says:

    Sid, is that you?

    http://www.theage.com.au/world/naked-man-in–statue-standoff-20121124-29zxh.html

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    Frontwheel 2 Reply:

    doubt it,can’t see any sausage rolls.

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    Ronnie Wolman Reply:

    Barely

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  • 4 Ever Hopeful Says:

    Just wondering where a goal is gonna come from. We are so so short (literally too) in the striker department.

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  • kranky Says:

    Gone by May

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    philmccrackin Reply:

    APRIL?

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    `rich g Reply:

    What? April?

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    philmccrackin Reply:

    ?

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    `rich g Reply:

    ?

    Spurstacus Reply:

    Brian?

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    philmccrackin Reply:

    The Life Of?

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    Spurstacus Reply:

    Riley?

    Essexian76 Reply:

    Why put a date on it?-just go!

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  • philmccrackin Says:

    TWITCHY FOR QPR.You heard it here first :shifty:

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    Ronnie Wolman Reply:

    Boo you too

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  • Ronnie Wolman Says:

    Watching the tedious game.Its tedious.

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    Harry Hotspur Reply:

    Heh. I agree with your thought on Di Matteo becoming an assistant, but they aren’t normal punters and would be singing for him if he was on the bench.

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    philmccrackin Reply:

    Glad to see you back Aitch :whistle:

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    Harry Hotspur Reply:

    :winke:

    Hello mum.

    philmccrackin Reply:

    Whatever about mum ,its a good man that knows his father.

  • philmccrackin Says:

    “The Boys Are Back in Town” New QPR Anthem.

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  • Astro Spur Says:

    Well at least Ade is staying positive :shifty: :-| :-(

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  • melcyid Says:

    we’ll give you 3 million quid to take over,yOU can start against the mancs on saturday, Arry sorry cant make it this saturday but I can start Sunday If thats all right.
    Inspiring start eh , covering his derriere already :shocked2:

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    Phil McAvity Reply:

    No different from most other managers who take over just before match day, they always watch the first game from the stands.

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    ELELEL Reply:

    Seem to remember Redknapp getting straight into the thick of it when he took over us, with a home game against Bolton!

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    Phil McAvity Reply:

    Exactly, slightly different to away at United!

    ELELEL Reply:

    I thought you were making the opposite point, so now I’m confused, but I think we agree.

    ELELEL Reply:

    Though if they manage to get something today, I bet Redknapp will be gutted he didn’t get stuck in. Probably still take the credit anyway though.

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    ELELEL Reply:

    On cue, they just scored, I’m expecting Saggy to make his way to the dug out and start conducting any minute.

    Essexian76 Reply:

    Strange that when Harry’s actually in charge of a team at OT they’re beaten before a balls kicked-but i bet a pound to a penny he’ll take all the plaudits if this comes off?

    ELELEL Reply:

    Think he’s sitting more comfortably now. Shrewd move. Twitch and shake head and talk of miracles needed and tough work ahead.

  • david Says:

    Half time and you have the right score for Sunderland v WBA.

    I noticed LLL/ ELELEL getting very worried yesterday regarding your lack of posts.

    Watch out, could be a stalker. Play misty for me.

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    Harry Hotspur Reply:

    Clint Dempseywood :shifty:

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  • ELELEL Says:

    Eh? What? Did I miss something? Is your new tactic not to blog about Spurs at all so as to avoid potentially awkward revelations?

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    Harry Hotspur Reply:

    The tactic was being busy my old son. Doing good works.

    If you are sore that I didn’t wheel out a blog about a 0-0 draw that was a dull watch in order for you whoop and holler about the end being nigh I can only humbly apologise.

    If however you wish me to produce a blog specifically for you about a 0-0 draw that was a dull watch in order for you whoop and holler about the end being nigh I am happy to do so.

    I think £1000 is fair compensation.

    Let me know.

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    ELELEL Reply:

    I would quite like that, thanks for the kind offer. Although I think your valuation is somewhat optimistic. I’m forwarding you a 1983 vintage Razzle I found in a bush. The hardened white dog turd remains attached to the front cover. I assume that this will suffice and look forward to receiving your excuse-packed, buck-passing lightweight analysis in the near future.

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    Spurstacus Reply:

    Wow! They really are quite rare these days. White dog turds I mean of course.

    Phil McAvity Reply:

    Ah Razzle, that takes me back! Errr I mean what is that then?

    Essexian76 Reply:

    It’s the bones Spursactus-you must not give dogs bones apparently-how they’ve survived all these millennium is beyond me-mine love’s his own pooh though-so I give him bones to distract him

  • UnkleKev Says:

    I can see Villa doing Arsenal this afternoon. They were 2-0 up against Utd and were holding their own at City until an outrageous penalty decision. Added to which Arsenal’s victory last week simply papered over the cracks. They’ll revert to type against a spirited Villa team this evening and we’ll go back above them when we beat West Ham tomorrow.

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  • melcyid Says:

    double pie /mash for us single pie/mash for the pikeys :daumen:

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    Spurstacus Reply:

    Double double double for us. A plate with yesterdays dry mash on it for them.

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    Phil McAvity Reply:

    Why don’t we send them over some of our world famous lasagne?!! :whistle:

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  • ELELEL Says:

    If we lose tomorrow, I think Levy’s two year pledge might come under serious strain. If we scrape an ugly, fortuitous draw, as is more likely, the moaning will continue and HH, having already mopped the bottom of the excuses bucket, may well have to keep his own pledge of blogging about Strictly instead.

    But anyhow, it’s West Ham, under Fat Sam. They’ve not won owt at WHL for donkey’s years. They are a team of undistinguished hoofers and cloggers, we are a team of skilled footballing technicians managed by a tactical ninja in ginger, with injury issues now beginning to subside. I can’t really see a good reason why we don’t go out there and batter them mercilessly by at least one clear goal.

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    philmccrackin Reply:

    YOU are awfullll :ninja:

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    ELELEL Reply:

    But you like me. :wub:

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    Frontwheel 2 Reply:

    Where there’s an IF there’s a WANT

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    ELELEL Reply:

    That is gibberish.

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    Harry Hotspur Reply:

    Maybe you should write to the Board and tip them off, LLL :ninja:

    Don’t forget to use green ink.

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    ELELEL Reply:

    I actually don’t know what that’s supposed to mean. Too clever for me by half.

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    Essexian76 Reply:

    Bysaying our injury issue’s have subsidence, do you really think Dembele is a one-man team? or do you think he’s the only injured player we had?

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    ELELEL Reply:

    It has often seemed that that was the argument being put forth. ‘When Dembele comes back…’ etc etc etc. Please feel free to pin all your hopes now on Ekotto or Kaboul, or Parker as applicable. West Ham still have more injuries than us btw.

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    Essexian76 Reply:

    Really-well there you go-but when BAE and Kaboul return I’ll be a damned sight happier that’s for sure.

    Essexian76 Reply:

    You’re Chubby Checker reincarnated-I missed the 60′s but I bet there’s more twisting on your replies than Chubby managed in his entire career-Love and Peace Man

    ELELEL Reply:

    As a matter of fact, we now only have 3 injuries in the squad, which is near the lowest in the whole league. Would you not agree that it may be time to put these particular excuses to bed now?

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    Essexian76 Reply:

    I’ve got a better idea-let’s just play with 8 then-what you continually fail to understand is those players injured were all key players, and their absence alone has caused so many problems in terms of shape and balance-it’s not a numbers game LLL, it’s about a manager having the resources available to put his ideas (or lack of them),in place, and subsequently being judged on those performances-which although I’m bored to distraction and genuinely concerned as to the direction we’re currently going-I’m still hopeful something will begin to show the faith Levy’s put in AVB and his team.

    ELELEL Reply:

    I don’t fail to understand anything Essex. You seem to think that we are a special case, a hard luck story, that no other team has suffered or is suffering ‘key’ injuries. I’d even dispute that these are all ‘key’ injuries anyway. Kaboul out, with 10 centrebacks or whatever on our books, is NOT a key injury. Parker out, with Sandro covering his position and our best player this season is NOT a key injury. Benny I agree, but we do have some cover and we had Rose but sent him on loan which looks silly now.

    You can reserve judgement for a time when AVB has a completely untarnished squad to choose from if you really want. If this ever happens, it may be a week or so this season. I’d prefer to judge him on an ongoing basis and based on what he does with the resources available to him. The same way any other manager is judged.

    Essexian76 Reply:

    Don’t be so ridiculous LLL I don’t think we’re a special case at all-I’m just mindful that we’re in a position when we needed those players playing-having already lost so many in the summer who could have ‘done a job’ as opposed to playing an unfit TH and continually having to play a LB who is a right footer or the best CD we’ve got in LB because of injuries-Key players.. in key area’s–that’s my only point!

    ELELEL Reply:

    But my point is, so what? This is part of the job. Nobody gets an injury free ride and we have a squad which is better equipped to adapt than most in the league. And also – this is precisely the kind of situation where good managers show their worth, not when we all give them a free pass to produce crap performance upon crap performance. Which is how it seems sometimes with some people.

    BrizzleSpur Reply:

    Good point.

    Essexian76 Reply:

    How on earth can it be better equipped? Hudd was getting shipped out for heavens sake and are you actually saying that losing those players meant that there should be no difference in team play or balance, because we’ve ‘like for like’ replacements? Nonsense LLL- quite simply nonsense

    ELELEL Reply:

    Go through the league and tell me which teams you’d gladly swap squads with. If you can be arsed.

    ELELEL Reply:

    And also, instead of trying to pick one point to disagree with, why not tackle the main point which is that every team gets key injuries and their managers have to deal with it. And that your own personal judgement day – when we have zero injuries – may never even arrive.

    Spurstacus Reply:

    Don’t rise to the bait E76. It’s a trap I tell you. He’s trying to lure you into an argument that you cannot hope to win. Grit your teeth man, wipe the sweat from you brow. DON’T LOOK INTO HIS/ HER EYES!!

    BrizzleSpur Reply:

    Can’t believe I’m saying this but,

    El has a really good point. It’s not as if we’re down to bare bones. We should be able to produce something better with what we’ve got/had over the last few weeks.

    I can’t say for certain that this is down to AVB though. To do that at this point would be a tad presumptuous.

    A midfield of Carrol,Sandro,Dembele is quite exciting though.

    Essexian76 Reply:

    So in a sentence-are you telling me seriously that you believe we have like for like replacements for the players who’ve been out?…no twisting mind?

    ELELEL Reply:

    You’re the one going around in circles. I already answered you above. If you want to keep going in circles more and more you could ask yourself why we have ended up with a squad which is so poorly equipped to challenge – in your opinion – but then you won’t hear a bad word said about Levy or the transfer policy either. I suppose it’s a nice world to live in.

    Essexian76 Reply:

    So that’s a yes then-Geeze I’m so glad you think that because I’m sure Dmebele won’t play as Hudds fit and raring to go-Gallas will remain in the CH position and so on and Benny may as well pack his bags because that left back position is filled with the right footed Naughton looking calm and assured…!

    ELELEL Reply:

    FFS if AVB’s plans had all worked then we wouldn’t even have Hudd to fill Dembele’s boots.

    I’m not saying for one moment that we have not had difficulties covering injured players. I am saying that we have a decent squad and we should have enough to beat teams like Norwich and Wigan. You disagree in which case it’s down, down, down for us if you are right. Might as well get ready for the championship now.

    Essexian76 Reply:

    The reason I won’t have a go at levy is even more simple-He’s done more than enough for the club in terms of finance and the running of the club to ensure a decent future-and most of all, because he’s not gone for the quick fix Leeds United or Liverpool of late to placate those like you who feel it’s the only way to do things-It’s not-and if you look down a few places in table-you’ll see a truly once great club in 14th position by adopting exactly that policy-you remarked earlier you’re glad you’re not a Chelsea supporter-I’d suggest you stop posting as though you were and understand more of what THFC are as a club and what exactly you’ve bought into when supporting it. We get our usual resident fool continually saying poor little Spurs only 36k etc- well guess what-we are poor in relation to those in the CL and furthermore only have 36k, anything above that has been raised by,…Daniel Levy of course

    ELELEL Reply:

    You are making presumptions about my feelings about how Levy should run the club. I don’t suggest we do a Leeds. I suggest we have more than one striker when we start a season and we don’t sell our best players, make a profit, bank it and buy crap players to replace them on the cheap. Players which you then spend the rest of the season explaining aren’t good enough to fill the gaps in our team, which in turn gives the coach an excuse to continually serve up shit performances.

    You are also basically calling me not a ‘real fan’ without using the term itself. And that, to me, is an own goal in any bickering session on here. I won’t even respond to your accusation that I should be a Chelsea supporter, it’s too pathetic a slight.

    We are a poor little club who charge a close 2nd highest in ticket prices in the whole country. Yes, credit Levy with taking more money off the fans, raising revenue and turnover in the process. But give the fans some credit too, it’s their money he relies on to do this. Ultimately, you talk of doing things the ‘right way’. But isn’t it more the case that Levy is briefed to make Spurs an attractive, profitably company? To the extent that he is doing a good job of that, nobody can argue. To the extent that he has overseen the most unsuccessful footballing period in recent Spurs history, nobody can argue either. Not even you cos them’s the facts.

    I think Levy is ‘alright’. He won’t be here forever. He has done some good stuff. He will do some more good stuff before he’s gone. But he has faults, and wilfully failing to recognize or acknowledge these is just peculiar in my books. Is he your Dad or something?

    Essexian76 Reply:

    What we charge isn’t nowhere near enough to cover for the wages and transfers these ‘Super Player’s’ are asking for. Even Arsenal, who charge more than us, but have an extra 14k, per game cannot compete on level terms unless that rip up their policy. W
    e had Oscar in the bag, until CFC ‘blew us out of the water’ and even Hazard admitted his choice was Spurs-so,but we simply couldn’t afford him and that’s the reality of thing-and we’ve got to understand that we’ve got limitations to what we’ve got and what we can afford-Bale’s longer contract isn’t for less money is it?-Ade’s wages are hardly minimum wage-and because we’re in for a player-you’re assuming the seller thinks ‘Oh, It’s Spurs-it’s a done deal then’

    Essexian76 Reply:

    You’re not really up with modern football are you?
    Since the PL-how many times has the double been won?
    How many different clubs have won it?
    You see it’s all about money, lie it or not unless we get a mega-riche owner-we’re going to have to look at the problem with a different perspective. We either hope for a long term, roots and all change in direction, which involves a complete change in playing style, one that cannot be as the English gung ho, up and at ‘em-but technically more European, so that a wider range of players from the continent can fit the style.
    One that involves home-grown, cheap young acquisitions and yes, buy cheap-sell dear gambles like Modric and Berbatov-unless you have any other suggestions?

    LLL Reply:

    buy cheap sell dear gambles? Modric equals our record signing! And Berbatov not far off. Yes, we made a profit on them. Hurrah. We spent some of it on shite and the rest is still in the bank! Where does that fit into your plan?

    Essexian76 Reply:

    Where do all millions come from to make your’s happen then-and BTW do you honestly think that turnstile money is where the vast percentage of THFC’s income is made?

    LLL Reply:

    Erm. No. I’m not stupid. Why, where do you think it comes from? Daniel’s piggy bank?

    Essexian76 Reply:

    You posted clearly…We are a poor little club who charge a close 2nd highest in ticket prices in the whole country. Yes, credit Levy with taking more money off the fans, raising revenue and turnover in the process. But give the fans some credit too, it’s their money he relies on to do this. You were saying?

    LLL Reply:

    This level of pedantry really doesn’t suit you. And people say I like to argue with anything!

    Essexian76 Reply:

    Incidentally we’re not the 2nd highest-we’re 4th, and that’s only because our most expensive seat is 1,800 whereas our average is 795-not too short off Leeds United’s is it?

    Essexian76 Reply:

    How the hell is that being pedantic?-you wrote the bloody post not me-I’m just saying you’re wrong and you confirmed it and then compounded it by saying you wasn’t stupid-do you often argue in the mirror and still lose?

    LLL Reply:

    ?? Calm down dear, it’s only a commercial.

    Broadly speaking, it is indeed the fans money who support the club. You do realize that fans don’t only spend their money on tickets, right? They also spend it on sky subscriptions, replica kits and whatever else. I don’t have a breakdown of exactly what goes into what, but suffice to say if the fans did decide to stop attending en masse it would probably leave a sizeable dent in our revenue.

    As for the cost of tickets etc, it must likely depend on which table you view your facts on. I looked at this one, if it’s wrong, please write in to them and complain. I’m not that interested.

    http://www.lovemoney.com/news/cars-computers-and-sport/sport/15871/premier-league-season-ticket-prices-201213

    mystic arnold Reply:

    The worlds greatest “ever” manager is no longer available so the british media will have to stay quite this week what ever the result is their best mate has a newjob

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  • Lordy Says:

    0-1 West Ham ,Andy Carroll against the run of play.
    HH stupid people want a manager sacked when were playing attractive stuff and competing then want to give a manager time when were as boring as the George Graham days and cant win for toffee.
    But I’m sure you know that your blog occasionally shows you to be a man with wit and as someone else has already mentioned your playing the Adrain Durham method to get more hits on your blog, more power to you, its the fans that actually believe going backwards to go forwards makes sense that i feel for

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    Spurstacus Reply:

    Thought the Adrian Durham method was a form of birth control. Very effective. Apparently.

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    Harry Hotspur Reply:

    Lordy, if you think I’m ‘playing a game’ with my opinions I suggest you are new.

    Since when has wanting a club you support to do well such a radical hit whoring device? Oh well…

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    ELELEL Reply:

    Yep, don’t get it twisted Lordy. He actually believes all this crap!

    frontwheeler Reply:

    Doesn’t the second paragraph depend on who the manager is though?
    And no I was not outraged an upset at trout face getting told to do one (but do respect some of our performances and league positions) and no I don’t hate avg and hope he can turn us into a force for decades.

    You do have a blind hate for Trouty tho which detracts from some of you more cleverer soundings.

    As for all spurs fans. I just want to see the support getting behind the team from the first whistle. No more silence followed by boos at half time. If we are shite and you want to boo save it until the final whistle.

    My last random rant is to those that can’t watch a 90 minute game without going up and down buying pies bovril and having a pee all game. Fek off its 45 minutes a half ffs, eat before or after and p at half time if you can’t do 105 minutes between peeing.

    frontwheeler Reply:

    Oops avb. Win tomorrow will be very nice after the gooners dropped another couple a points

    Mabelode The Faceless Reply:

    The George Graham days. I thought they were a figment of my imagination. Now you have crystallized them into reality.

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    hoofing Reply:

    I took time out when he was appointed and came back when what’s his name came in.

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    Spurstacus Reply:

    Oi Lordy! Pick a bail of cotton.

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    Phil McAvity Reply:

    Oh Lordy, it’s the Fat Slags!

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    Essexian76 Reply:

    My missus is going bonkers because you’ve put that bloody song in my head-my minutes of silence are suddenly broken with the occasional burst of ‘Oh, Lordy, Pick a bale of cotton’ For no apparent reason in her mind!

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    Spurstacus Reply:

    Hahahaha.

    Oh Lordy pick a bale a day…

    Urbane Sturgeon Reply:

    .
    Lordy! Lordy, your post suggest that you believe HH knows better but pretends otherwise. I disagree. :cool:

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    Harry Hotspur Reply:

    Hahahaha. Spot on, busted etc :-D

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  • Spurstacus Says:

    @LLL. Don’t take this the wrong way as there’s no shame in admitting it apparently but… Are you a woman? I ask this because you seem incapable of communicating without being argumentative. I have only known two other people that could match your desire and ability to argue and they are both women. My mum and my uncle Arnold.
    Either that or you are Dennis Wise. Both of you could start an argument in an empty room.

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    Essexian76 Reply:

    Got to admit…that made me laugh..a lot!

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    Mabelode The Faceless Reply:

    Denis wise makes me think of an evil Peter Lorre.

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    ELELEL Reply:

    Yeah.

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    Spurstacus Reply:

    No offense brother, sister. Mate.

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    ELELEL Reply:

    You’re always picking on me, you. Why don’t you like me Roland?

    Spurstacus Reply:

    A Grange Hill reference?

    ELELEL Reply:

    What’s a matter, is that not good enough for you either?

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    Spurstacus Reply:

    Shut it Gripper.

    Essexian76 Reply:

    Just say No!

    melcyid Reply:

    By a strange twist of fate I have a brother named Arnold and I actually named him Arnold arguement. If he asked you the time and you told him its 10.30 he would wait until the hand moved and would tell you you are wrong its 10.31, He could carry this on all day without getting tired.He could argue all day long about anything even if he knew he was wrong. It was food for his soul and he thrived on it.
    If I was quiet and not saying anything ,he would say why are you quiet,and I would reply its because I dont want an arguement, His reply was yes you do or you wouldnt have said that.He is a Spurs fan I converted him from blue racists when he was little, Im wondering if his avataer is LLL /ELELEL

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    ELELEL Reply:

    Yes, I am your brother, and Spurstacus’ uncle. And his mum.

    I’m not fucking Dennis Wise though.

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    Essexian76 Reply:

    A midge too far then?

    Spurstacus Reply:

    I’m not fucking Dennis Wise though.

    Not your type?

    LLL Reply:

    Thinking about it, if I was Dennis Wise that would make Dennis Wise your mum. So yeah, maybe I am Dennis Wise. How does it feel to have Dennis Wise as your mum?

    Spurstacus Reply:

    How very unlike you to use the comments of another in your post but get it so completely wrong and not a highlight to be seen.

    I didn’t say that you were my mum or my uncle, but that you could be a woman as you argued like them. And I said if you weren’t a woman you could be Dennis Wise.

    As for having D Wise for my mum? As long as he didn’t want to tuck me in at night I’d be alright with it.

    LLL Reply:

    How very unlike you to use the comments of another in your post but get it so completely wrong and not a highlight to be seen.
    I didn’t say that you were my mum or my uncle, but that you could be a woman as you argued like them. And I said if you weren’t a woman you could be Dennis Wise.

    What?

    Spurstacus Reply:

    Er…

    How very unlike you to use the comments of another in your post but get it so completely wrong and not a highlight to be seen.
    I didn’t say that you were my mum or my uncle, but that you could be a woman as you argued like them. And I said if you weren’t a woman you could be Dennis Wise.

    That.

    LLL Reply:

    Yeah. What are you going on about? What’s the point of it?

    Spurstacus Reply:

    Are you picking on me? I won’t stand for cyber bullying.

    LLL Reply:

    Hmm? I wouldn’t have thought so. I just thought you were blathering away there to no particular end or directive so I wondered if there was a point to any of it, that’s all. No need to tell Dennis Wise on me or anything.

    LLL Reply:

    I just thought you were blathering away there to no particular end or directive…

    Hehehe. We’re a cheeky monkey aren’t we?

    ELELEL Reply:

    No we’re not!

    LLL Reply:

    Was that supposed to be a prank too or did you bollocks it up and forget to change the name?

    LLL Reply:

    Cos if it’s a prank, not really working there. Possibly, wearing a bit thin.

    Spurstacus Reply:

    > Sarcastic, puerile one-liner. <

    Spurstacus Reply:

    Hey LLL and ELELEL! I can fight my own battles.

    Spurstacus Reply:

    LLL don’t bring me into this.

    Spurstacus Reply:

    > Another sarcastic, puerile one-liner. <

    LLL Reply:

    I give up.

    ELELEL Reply:

    Me too.

    Spurstacus Reply:

    > One last sarcastic, puerile one-liner. <

    Frontwheel 2 Reply:

    :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: unfunny nerk

    Spurstacus Reply:

    Thick cnut.

    LLL and ELELEL Reply:

    Oops, bollocksed it up myself. In case of any confusion, that was me calling you a thick cnut Frontwheel 2, not Spurstacus. You thick cnut.

    Frontwheel 2 Reply:

    > Ill-thought out, mildly aggressive gibberish <

    Hartley Reply:

    Did anyone watch X factor? :wassat:

    Frontwheel 2 Reply:

    The man who doesn’t care what anonymous strangers think of him sure seems to care a lot.I wish there was a yellow head doing some fishing :-)

  • Urbane Sturgeon Says:

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    Bin thinking; the only 3 managers I can remember, who during my lifetime developed a Spurs squad which looked the part, not just in cups but in the league, were David Pleat, Very Terribles(ok, 3rd, one season) and Harry Reddies, all of whose tenures were cut short due to issues not directly involved with on field performances. Terribles, at the end of his most successful season, was favourite for the Engerland job but was passed over and didn’t even make the 3 man shortlist due to ‘doubts about his probity’ and was eventually let go by Sir(ly) Alan for ‘business dealings’ issues, the details of which never saw the light of day. The 3 best managers league wise we chose all had personal Achilles heels.

    What is it with this club?

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    Essexian76 Reply:

    Oh,Mr Venables’ ‘dealings’ are there all right-If you look on YouTube you’ll find the Granada programme in 3 parts-I revisited it a while back and it’s interesting to say the least

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    Urbane Sturgeon Reply:

    .
    Any chance of giving me a one or two sentence upshot? Wot dee do?

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    Essexian76 Reply:

    Well if TV ever offers you a 2nd hand car-don’t buy it mate-I’d sooner get one off Harry to be honest

    mystic arnold Reply:

    I think it was the few things he DID Nt do that where the problem

    Essexian76 Reply:

    There isn’t a short or concise way of posting the trials and tribulations of the man-It’s really best to watch the program and judge for yourself-If anything It’ll make you a little more mindful of why we as club were so close to being almost in a Portsmouth position-that it still makes me shudder-and we still get posters on here saying spend, spend spend!

  • Essexian76 Says:

    I’ve also been thinking as to why the PL cannot arrange the fixtures so that all teams competing in Europe, play against each other in the weekend fixtures where applicable-it seems a little unfair both Wigan and now West Ham have a weeks break when we’ve had to traipse across Europe and play a fixture only three days before. There are 7 teams, sometimes 8, so it’s a workable idea.

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    hoofing Reply:

    Well after Thrusday effort im sure more calories were lost listening to Adele on thier Ipads on the trip to and fro.

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    hoofing Reply:

    I want a spell checker HH-

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    BrizzleSpur Reply:

    The greatest teams in the world compete in many tournaments. If we ever have any hope of being a great Club then it’s something we need to emulate.

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    Essexian76 Reply:

    I Don’t disagree with that under normal circumstances, however we as a club are not currently able to field a side in Europe and the Prem and remain competitive in both-a point I made in August-HR got that 100% right last season as the Europa league should never take precedent over the PL in it’s current state. Quite frankly it’s just not worth the time and effort chasing it, let alone the potential for fatigue and the lack of financial incentive for doing well-If we go through there’s another possible 9 games-at a time when we really don’t need them clogging up the works

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    BrizzleSpur Reply:

    You’re right in that we don’t have the squad to perform well in both. But I don’t think HRs method was spot on. It made all the players that actually play it feel like they were just the deadweight being made to suffer it. I don’t think that breeds the mentality that a squad needs in order to succeed in any capacity.

    I would be up for being out of it all together tbh, but to be in it and not give it any enthusiasm is a bit weak imo. Besides, we do have fans in Europe that probably appreciate the competition more than we do.

    ATM it is a burden with key injuries and poor backup, but in general it’s a decent competition I think.

    Essexian76 Reply:

    I see your point but disagree, but it’s only opinion as I saw it as the emergence of Carroll, Hendricks, Kane etc, getting an opportunity they’d have to on loan to get, and more importantly to see the likes of GDS prove once and for all they were not good enough for us.

  • Frontwheel 2 Says:

    Lots of Arry talk,distressing

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    frontwheeler Reply:

    Agree time to move on for all sides

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  • ed Says:

    can i suggest we all wish ‘arry the best of luck at loftus road but remind him to be careful. malayan curries are the hottest anywhere and can seriously burn you up. maybe we should send him a good luck present, like clint dempsey on a free transfer so AVB can never select him again, i mean ever, ever, ever again!

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  • the man from room five Says:

    I for one am glad that HR got a job. we can now actually enjoy his press conferences!

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    Essexian76 Reply:

    The truth is he can’t lose can he?

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  • Spurstacus Says:

    Scant consolation perhaps, but there’s nothing going on around us to worry about really.

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  • LLL Says:

    Oh yes there is.

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    ELELEL Reply:

    On no there isn’t.

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    LLL Reply:

    There is!

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    ELELEL Reply:

    Isn’t!

    melcyid Reply:

    schizo in the house :dizzy:

    LLL Reply:

    Comedy prankster in the house. It’s a prank post folks. Did you see it? Those were prank posts.

    ELELEL Reply:

    No they weren’t.

    LLL Reply:

    Yes they were.

    LLL Reply:

    This is so funny.

    LLL Reply:

    No it isn’t etc.

    ELELEL Reply:

    Yes it is. Stop arguing!

    Spurstacua Reply:

    Aw Jeez. I wish I’d never said anything now.

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    LLL Reply:

    It’s a terrific prank, but really, anyone who bothers to read my drivel would see that I pretty much always say the same things and argue with the same people. Which is not consistent with your accusations that I argue with anyone and anything. I just argue with all the people who are wrong. I’m trying to help them.

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    melcyid Reply:

    pranker

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    LLL Reply:

    twat

  • ed Says:

    what colour would you choose to denote your feelings about the quality of tottenham’s playing style these days? my choice is grey, the same shade of grey in the awful away strip.

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    Harry Hotspur Reply:

    I’d go with that.

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    Frontwheel 2 Reply:

    Bellend purple

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    Essexian76 Reply:

    Bring the brown shirts back then

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    Spurstacus Reply:

    Chalky white.

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    Essexian76 Reply:

    That’ll be because we’re down to the bare bones I guess

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    Spurstacus Reply:

    :freu

    LLL Reply:

    I think they would all be playing in stealth / invisibility kits, because you rarely notice them doing much at the moment. Except for Dempsey who forgot his and has to play in his pants.

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    Mabelode The Faceless Reply:

    Ochre. Captain Ochre out of Captain Scarlet And The Mysterons. A very dull and uninspiring member of S.P.E.C.T.R.U.M indeed.

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    melcyid Reply:

    magnolia

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    ELELEL Reply:

    Wood chip textured shirts in magnolia.

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    Spurstacus Reply:

    Who am I again?

    Essexian76 Reply:

    You’re Spurstactus…oh, wait a mo-you’re..or are you…Moriarty?

    Phil McAvity Reply:

    I’m Brian and so’s my wife!!

  • Frontwheel 2 Says:

    IT always lifts my heart when the Arse don’t win.Win tomorrow and we’re level and our season kicks off,Oh yeah baby.

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  • Mabelode The Faceless Says:

    Were Arsenal rubbish tonight then?

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  • ed Says:

    distinctly unimpressive. villa should have won. the big long drip of water, enveloped in a full length coat, was pacing the touchline, rain pouring down on him, his face a picture of fury and frustration. wonderful sight!

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  • East Stand Says:

    Looks like Moussaka will be involved after coming on in Rome, play Carroll AND Moussaka please. I want to see us playing passes, showing creativity. Play either of those behind J.D if we have to, do we even have enough forward to play 442 by the way? The club refer to ‘Dempseywood’ as a striker/midfielder. Call that a midfielder?? He must be a striker then… so we’re sorted, him and J.D in a two if we go 442 but that may mean not playing Carroll or Moussaka so it may have to be 1 up front then after all?

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    Essexian76 Reply:

    Should I pick up those sample pots on my way to the Lane I wonder?

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    UnkleKev Reply:

    But if we play both Dembele an Carroll, where does that leave D******?

    :ninja:

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  • Dust Says:

    After reading this blog, it appears that LLL has issues… it’s like he asked avb out on a date and avb turned him down, now he is pissed and doesn’t know how to deal with the rejection. You offer ZERO logical arguments to your points, I’m sure Redknapp would love your input. Do you get your football knowledge from the derpdeedurr that is ADRIAN DURHAM.

    I wish clueless windbags complaining about avb and thinking their FIFA 13 or football manager for pc or mac playing time qualifies them to do so, and keep the cry of 442 we need 442…442 this 442 that… Absolutely rubbish, would go support qpr! Or Stoke.

    Man City, Real Madrid, Chelsea, Munich, Dortmund, all play 4-2-3-1, do those teams not play attacking football? They play it for good reason, it’s a base package that is all about transition and allows you to be far more flexible than just 442. Even Aston villa, Everton and west brom are starting to play it.

    Loosing modric and not having a injury free dembele has hampered us. Bale and Defoe need service from the “Dembele/modric Role” with out it it is difficult.

    It’s no coincodence we have won all games he (dembele) started for us. 12 games gone with a piss poor squad compared to Man U, Chelsea, man city and you expect him to pull miracles.

    It’s not been a perfect start for AVB but to expect him to walk in and work miracles is as clueless

    Seriously, go follow ‘arry to qpr, on your way take Dawson, Huddlestone and freezal with you for ‘arry. Get behind the team at the lane or stay home.

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    East Stand Reply:

    There is no point playing 442 without Adebayor, lets put that one to bed. However, as big a miss Dembele has obviously been ther is no excuse to play like that against Wigan at home or like that in Rome. They are poor team performances, end of. Although a playmaker is obviously important, the team should still be able to restrict the opposition to few chances and keep good possession with one important player out.

    I am behind AVB but to expect people to not complain and be all patient when you are just not playing as a cohesive unit is a bit much to ask don’t you think? It’s a team sport, obviously quality players and creativity is important but the 11 that we can put out should be playing far better than they have for most of this season. The manager has to earn his wages and flippin’ sort it out, playmaker or no playmaker.

    This isn’t about comparing AVB to Harry or any of that, it’s about the current manager and team, whoever it is getting results and playing to minimum expectations. Quite frankly we are for the most part still waiting for that to happen… Lets hope it does and quick.

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    Habib Reply:

    The Cups are about the last game but the Premier League is a marathon. I don’t see what the fuss is about. If we win today we are equal with Arse who are the only club beside us who have the resources to keep at it for fourth come May. WBA and Everton will have niggling draws and strange losses that sap their league position. If we win against Westham we are even with Arsenal.

    We may even creep up on Chelsea if they dip in the winter deluge of games as they get used to the tortured genius who is their new manager.

    So really what is the fuss about? So far so good.

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    SpursSince67 Reply:

    My sentiments entirely Dust….Crikey I’d hate to be the son of some folk on this Blog, I’d be crushed with the weight of constant and consistent disappointment heaped upon me…

    Until more quality players get shipped in AvB is going to be putting Lipstick on the face of this pig for quite some time yet, so it really is time to quit whining, buckle and get behind the team, nowt else for it !!

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  • LLL Says:

    Lots of logic there

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  • Hartley Says:

    I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate Rubberchops on his new appointment at QPR…. :daumen: I really don’t know how I’m going to get through MOTD tonight without his wonderful words of wisdom…… :winke: :shifty: :freu

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  • notsohotspurs Says:

    Where’s the pre match prattle.

    Want to get my AVB bashing and spice boy baiting in early.

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    melcyid Reply:

    Time to remind Fat Sam of the natural pecking order as things go

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    notsohotspurs Reply:

    Well recent history says Spam havn’t won at our place for 14-15 seasons or something.

    Should be looking forward to a comfortable win.

    I just have visions of Gallas throwing his arms up trying to allay blame for another defensive lapse.

    Anyone else worried Carroll going to dominate our centre halfs.

    Dam I need a performance to lift the gloom.

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  • melcyid Says:

    what is it with england footballers and grannies

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237923/Frank-Lampard-evicts-childrens-100-year-old-great-granny-200-week-flat.html

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    Hartley Reply:

    What a jolly nice chap he is, his uncle will be soooo proud of him….

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    melcyid Reply:

    touch of the Rachmans there eh

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    Boy Charioteer Reply:

    Wow! Eat your heart out Dickensian villains.

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  • melcyid Says:

    how was motd

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  • Habib Says:

    Big forwards trouble us. If Andy Carroll plays and Westham want it bad enough, combined with our Europa fatigue, they will make a game of it. I just cannot see them winning this. My logic says 50% Spurs win 25% draw and 25% ground out win. But my gut tells me Vertonghen has other ideas. We’ll win this one for sure.

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    TMWNN Reply:

    The only thing that is sure about Spurs is that our results are unpredictable. 1-1

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    LLL Reply:

    1-1 would be very predictable so we will either win or lose 3-0

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  • Don Mcallisters lost his licence Says:

    3-1 to the Canning Towners….my mistake…Basildon mob…I fear it’s always darkest before the dawn ( TM no-one). And they will have a nice little sing-song about looking out for Italians carrying knives and assorted ditties regarding concentration camps…they crack me up that mob. I’ve always stuck them in the same box as Chelsea..I’m no lover of Arse*al but at least their lot have a modicum of respect..

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  • LLL Says:

    Fcuk me, I was only joking about it last week. He is so ridiculous that you can’t even make jokes about him, they come true.

    http://ie.setanta.com/ie/redknapp-considers-swoop-for-david-beckham/

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  • East Stand Says:

    It’s almost impossible to predict a result today because we are now a totally unpredictable team. The main thing is playing like a confident unit and playing well, the result is almost secondary. If we nick a win and play like a disjointed, frightened rabble again it will only paper over the cracks.

    I can see what AVB is trying to do, maybe he has the players, maybe he doesn’t but he surely has enough there to play as team?

    The overall problem is Levy wants results but on a relatively tight budget. Given AVB’s best season was with a high quality Porto side that perhaps he’s been spoiled in the past?

    He’s been given players to work with by the board basically, he needs to get the best out of them. Dempsey and Siggy were in great form in this league for their previous clubs, surely he has to utilise what he’s got a bit better? If Levy wanted someone to develop young players and work with less established stars, was he the right choice?

    Dunno today, i hope 3-1 but fear 0-1. Team performance is the key today whatever the result.

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  • East Stand Says:

    AVB needs to start getting us playing as a team with some swagger, even those who think he can do no wrong must surely find that this is a worry being almost half way through the season.

    I wouldn’t get too excited about January either, i can’t see whoever we bring in will make a massive impact given our spending power. Lets get the injured back and see how he gets on but remember, it’s a squad game and all teams have injuries. I want AVB to get us going but that doesn’t mean he’s untouchable. Come on tactical man, get your tactics out!!

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    LLL Reply:

    even those who think he can do no wrong must surely find that this is a worry being almost half way through the season.

    Yes, but they are too cowardly to admit it.

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    Frontwheel 2 Reply:

    :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

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    LLL Reply:

    Craven Buzzard!

    Frontwheel 2 Reply:

    Leighton custard

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