Posted on Monday, 29th October 2012 by Harry Hotspur
Good evening.
Was it majestic? Perhaps not entirely, but how many times have the sides that have supposedly kept us in our place nipped of with ‘just the points?’
I was slightly wary watching the game at the time of the celebration by the boss. After the game.
It wasn’t lunatic, rather a ‘measured’ punched fist but he made a point of congratulating the lads and thanking the travelling support with the old ‘shirts into the crowd’ thing. This says to me he’s genuinely appreciative of the support from fans – that ‘AVB’s Blue & White Army’ chant is one I love the most.
The second is that he wants to really emphasise the value of winning to our lot. This guy hasn’t just got off the boat football or otherwise and I think upon reflection it was a very clever call. Villas-Boas is evidently looking to motivate his group and that has to be a good thing.
‘It’s such a good win. We want to be at the top, we want to make the best of fixtures at Southampton and Wigan before we play Man City and Arsenal. If we carry on showing this level of competence we can really push on.
‘I’m extremely happy for Gareth. He’s a massive player for us and when the small opportunities come he makes the difference.’
Funniest one-liner caption type thing wins a fortnight’s supply of helium.
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October 29th, 2012 at 9:34 pm
Who’s ya Daddy
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October 29th, 2012 at 9:37 pm
That’s the only way you’ll be scoring in the next couple of months.
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john reed Reply:
October 30th, 2012 at 12:53 am
joking aint ya buddy? my baby mother was ready within 2 weeks the damn nypho!! i was loving the break :/
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October 29th, 2012 at 9:38 pm
AVB..Good to have you back Gareth…..I’m putting you on the pill from tomorrow, we can’t be having anymore of these big match pregnancies….
The boy Bale..Arry never worried about that boss, he said my unruly features would act as a contraceptive…
AVB..We can’t rely on that alone though Gareth, not now you’ve signed an improved contract…
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October 29th, 2012 at 9:40 pm
You was right about this bracelet son! the chicks love it!
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
October 29th, 2012 at 9:43 pm
Great name there
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October 29th, 2012 at 9:46 pm
mercy bookoo
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October 29th, 2012 at 9:46 pm
Now Gareth, pin back those ears and you could really move!
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October 29th, 2012 at 9:48 pm
Face it, Harry, you’re in love
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
October 29th, 2012 at 10:01 pm
Ah.
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October 29th, 2012 at 9:49 pm
You’ve got a cock on your chest, I’ve got one in my pants, how about we party?
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October 29th, 2012 at 10:04 pm
AVB: ‘ere Gareth, do you think anyone will notice if i pull out my pistol and shoot Livermore? We always seem to concede when he comes on.
Bale: ooh ooh aah aah
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October 29th, 2012 at 10:05 pm
Thanks for calling your daughter Andrea….xxx
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October 29th, 2012 at 10:13 pm
As soon as Thudd goes off, the other team score – coincidence?
erm, not part of the compo that bit
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bubbleobill Reply:
October 29th, 2012 at 10:43 pm
I was thinking the same thing. It happened the week before too. Livermore is just not good enough. I like the lad but even jenas is better
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October 29th, 2012 at 10:44 pm
Go give them a taste of Welsh cock.
(sorry about that)
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October 29th, 2012 at 10:51 pm
Not part of the compo.
What are the chances Battenberg will say he was only repeating what he thought Mikel said to him ?
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Gary B Reply:
October 29th, 2012 at 11:49 pm
He’ll just say it was John Terry he heard, shouting from the touchline. I’d believe it.
What is amazing is just how quickly the Respect and the ‘let’s clean up diving’ campaigns go out of the window when the refs give a decision against one of the journos’ favourites.
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October 29th, 2012 at 10:51 pm
Gareth, make sure they put in an extra stitch for Daddy.
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October 29th, 2012 at 11:30 pm
I am not convinced either way re AVB.
We are not convincing.
We were all over the place with Redknapp and all over the place so far with AVB
bright spots:
Sandro
Lennon
Bale
Vertonghen
I am not against Dempsey either
of Dembele.They will both kick in
and I like Sigg too
Weak spots
The Freidel/Lloris affair
Livermore
Stability and the randomness of our performances
Striker!
No big difference so far between Harry and AVB.Not convinced
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
October 29th, 2012 at 11:31 pm
Harry had no plan,AVB does.
So?
Its about seeing quality.
Its about the same.
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LLL Reply:
October 30th, 2012 at 2:12 am
I don’t really think this will win either way, but he did say ‘one-liner caption’.
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hk_yod Reply:
October 30th, 2012 at 8:09 am
have to agree. i’ve liked what i’ve seen from AVB in terms of vision and attitude towards the media. if he stays in place for a few season he could be a legend. the performances so far however haven’t been great. it’s hard to tell whether AVB’s positive comments on some pretty lacklustre performances are actually his opinion or whether he is just trying to keep morale high.
whilst last season we had moments of amazing football and moments of sh|te football, this season has been consistently average. a few of our results mask some dodgy moments. some of our players have really improved but we’re lacking the creativity we had with modric and vdv. i think we’ll need a little more if we want to secure top 4.
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October 29th, 2012 at 11:36 pm
why is roland rat on mikkels shoulder?
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October 30th, 2012 at 12:04 am
So then Clattenburg says “Tell it to John Terry” and all hell breaks loose.
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October 30th, 2012 at 12:22 am
AVB ” Have you ever seen a grown man naked”
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October 30th, 2012 at 12:56 am
Bet you can’t wait for the stitches to come out eh!!
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October 30th, 2012 at 12:59 am
Avb/ you get me right here son right here:I love you
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October 30th, 2012 at 1:24 am
Are you 100% sure it isn’t JT’s?
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October 30th, 2012 at 1:31 am
AVB – `Seriously, put an elastic band round her head and she won`t need them pinned when she`s older`
Bale – `It`ll take a fcuking ratchet strap if she`s got my ears!`
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October 30th, 2012 at 2:07 am
Andre:”Hey Gareth, guess what?”
Gareth “What?”
Andre: ” We’ve got Maicon in a couple of weeks. hehehehe”
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melcyid Reply:
October 30th, 2012 at 2:52 am
this
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39 39 39 Reply:
October 30th, 2012 at 9:23 am
+1
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October 30th, 2012 at 2:20 am
“Gareth I’d like to see one that all the judges would give 9.8 for artistic impression”
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October 30th, 2012 at 4:30 am
Gareth Bale’s baby. #AVBsFault
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October 30th, 2012 at 8:08 am
Avb: do you like films about gladiators? Gareth: huh?
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October 30th, 2012 at 8:32 am
AVB: Gareth, I also had a problem with my first feeding properly. The one thing that ALWAYS worked was as long as the baby always STARTED on the LEFT nipple, FINISHED on the LEFT nipple and NEVER LEFT THE LEFT nipple.
I can show you my LEFT nipple if you want Gareth, just to confirm where you might find SUCCESS??It’s just here on the LEFT. My baby had SO MUCH SUCCESS whilst DRIBBLING down my wifes LEFT nipple its untrue. Everytime it was over we just felt like WINNERS!
We decided that it was only ever the LEFT for us? Do you see Gareth, do you really see?
GB: Andres, thats better than the parable of the Milker!
AVB: You mean ‘Sower’ Gareth, parable of the ‘Sower’..
GB: Your right again Andres,she’s always complaining they get sore too Andres….. In the middle again next week boss???
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October 30th, 2012 at 8:40 am
‘You know the funniest thing,Gareth.People are actually beginning to think I know what I’m doing!’
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October 30th, 2012 at 8:41 am
Caption Entry:
AVB (whispering to Bale): I’ve already tapped up your baby…
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Boasconstrictor Reply:
October 30th, 2012 at 8:43 am
Now then,now then,now then.
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borisjohnsonstonsils Reply:
October 30th, 2012 at 9:22 am
oi oi saveloy, you’ve nicked my team talk name. I’ll be expecting 10 pence & a sherbert dib dab in way of compensation in the post !
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October 30th, 2012 at 9:24 am
Why doesn’t the system record everything the referee says during a match? We are going to wind up with a “he said, he said” situation. I still can’t get my head around the fact that Clattenberg must be the most stupid racist in the history of the planet by saying what he is alleged to have said in front of millions of people. Just record everything. What is the problem? Have it audible to the crowd as well. Just like they do in the Rugby. Ffs, why is it Chelsea again? They court controversy like flies circle dog poo.
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C.O.T.I Reply:
October 30th, 2012 at 9:46 am
Why no recording? The same reason video technology hasn’t been introduced… It makes match fixing a lot harder.
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UnkleKev Reply:
October 30th, 2012 at 10:49 am
Given the sensitivity of the situation (coupled with the fact that Chelsea have previous with regard to making false claims of this type), if Clattenberg is exonerated by the enquiry the FA really have to hit Chelsea where it hurts and impose a points deduction. Twenty-five sounds about right to me.
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Billy Legit Reply:
October 30th, 2012 at 11:17 am
The Blue Racists have made a complaint about racism to an organisation that is institutionally racist!?!?!
Marvelous!………
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October 30th, 2012 at 10:00 am
“I’ve got lumps of it round the back”
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October 30th, 2012 at 10:14 am
“First he said it was a hammy, then he said it was his back, now he’s saying it’s a stomach bug – what a prick!”…”Don’t worry Gareth, you’ll play up front instead”
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October 30th, 2012 at 10:26 am
Something like, ‘Gareth, Gareth, don’t look now but this win has given me a tremendous bonk on of immense dimensions’.
Something like that. Fiver?
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October 30th, 2012 at 11:03 am
Just had another long look at the 1 man wall incident with Sandro,if he had’nt been there friedel would have gone past the line of the balls path and it would have gone in
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October 30th, 2012 at 11:08 am
AVB “I f*ckin love these shirts”
i think i’ll repost here as we have moved on it seems
well on the whole we need to have 2pts a game to be in with shout of anything and if we beat wigan at home then that is exactly where we will be after 10 games and 4th with a team that is not exactly what we want/need after the window,i think we are seriously lacking a couple of decent players for the squad personally
we’ve played the bottom clubs but also played utd and chelsea
things could certainly be a lot worse that is for sure and hopefully kaboom,benny,adebayor,parker and dembele get back to bolster the squad
we certainly need a striker and a creative in january,pull your finger out Levy and give AVB what he needs,i think we are doing pretty well
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October 30th, 2012 at 4:51 pm
‘The good news Gareth is Sandro just said he cant wait for the Stoke game, hes going to Kung Fu Charlie Adam for as long as hes on the pith, who loves ya baby’
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October 30th, 2012 at 5:51 pm
Gareth you crazy fuck ! I told you not to run beyond the final third and there you are heading the fucking ball into the net !! You crack me up !!!
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October 30th, 2012 at 5:54 pm
Gareth you crazy fuck ! I told you not to run into the final third and there you are heading the fucking ball into the net !! You crack me up !!!
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October 30th, 2012 at 5:59 pm
Gareth you crazy fuck ! I told you not to run into the final third and there you are heading the ball into the net !! You crack me up !!!
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October 30th, 2012 at 6:03 pm
Sorry about that it only published once
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October 30th, 2012 at 6:51 pm
“Yeah the Sicilians just called me and told me they know where Charlie Adam lives.”
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October 30th, 2012 at 8:39 pm
“That’s the only way you’ll be scoring for the next 6-12 months”
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October 30th, 2012 at 11:38 pm
“Take off your muscle fit, latex sports apparel, and throw it directly to that Jelly bellied Man of immense proportions in they away end – yes him there…”
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October 31st, 2012 at 4:29 pm
off piste….. When is Deschamps going to shut his fat mouth?
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