Posted on Saturday, 22nd September 2012 by Harry Hotspur

Good afternoon.

The headline isn’t sarcastic. I expect a number of you expected to see a tale recounting one of the first team MMS’ing a snapshot of his nether regions to an Only Way Is Essex star (Ooops sorry Jake, me and my big mouth).Dempsey, Adebayor, Dembélé and Vertonghen. All clever cookies.

Now these quotes from Ben Pearce talking to Hugo Lloris in the Hornsey Journal

I know I banged on about the Daily Mail but they made stuff up and I’ll be damned if I’ll put up with it. No, Hugo strikes me a fantastic addition. Bright, talented and undoubtedly a fantastic heir to Brad’s well kept throne.

“I think Tottenham has a great project for the future and I think I will have my place, but now it’s a period of adaptation I have the time to adapt with my new team and I think everybody in Tottenham thinks the same thing.

“Will I play on Sunday [against QPR]? I don’t know, the coach will take his decision. I think we work very well with the other goalkeepers. For me it’s a new thing, I am discovering a lot of things like with the new stadium. I’m here, I give all my best, I want to work and I want to play but now the coach will take his decision about me. I will just work and we will see.”

“It’s good but I would prefer to win with my team so I think in the next game we will want to win and to continue this competition with a good thing, I didn’t have to take any balls, but we had to concentrate and we did that so we have a clean sheet and that’s important for the confidence – but we haven’t won. We are happy but we want to win the next game.

“I think it was a good game, but we were not lucky. We had maybe we had one or two opportunities to win and the referee has taken another decision, so we respect this. But I think Lazio is a good team, they came to defend and they defended very well so we want to take three points in the next game.”

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105 Responses to “Thank The Lord We’ve Signed Another Intelligent One”

  • fist Says:

    :devil:

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  • BrizzleSpur Says:

    Good ol’ Brad!

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    philmccrackin Reply:

    Game to the end.

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  • Old Joe Says:

    nothing but a win tomorrow acceptable.
    5 games 1 win is shoddy.

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    fist Reply:

    Get with the project, ya fukin whinger

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    A soiree with Garth Crooks Reply:

    ‘Project’ is bullshit talk, we have to win.

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    Phil McAvity Reply:

    Yeah, we have to win or the puppy gets it!

    essexian76 Reply:

    More ‘ol Shep-than Old Joe? is that a put-down?

    cyril Reply:

    have not lost since first day of the season

    Jerkinmahjurgen Reply:

    I’m all up for a winning project

    essexian76 Reply:

    I thought this blog was about intelligence-clearly this proves it’s not!

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    philmccrackin Reply:

    I thought it was about footie :finn:

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    essexian76 Reply:

    Good point-I thought I’d logged on to Bamber. Gascoinges.blueandwhite.army.co.uk

  • Yidango Says:

    Old Joe.. 5 games 1 loss, new manager, new players, new system.. Well impressive…

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  • touching cloth Says:

    yeah happy with the way things are going AVB doing a great job like our new keeper but i like Brad to.Gotta go for a shit

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    Harry Hotspur Reply:

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Phil McAvity Reply:

    Top top(TM) name! I wonder if we will see your alter ego? Turtles Head!

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    Spurstacus Reply:

    You’re in good company here. A lot of us have to do the same from time to time. Once ‘rich g actually made a goal happen by taking a sh*t at the right time during a match.

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    Urbane Sturgeon Reply:

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    Mr Cloth, you might enjoy this. Please don’t ask me how I new of its existence.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM

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    Urbane Sturgeon Reply:

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    ‘Knew’. Doh!

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  • yidinjapan Says:

    “Only let your watering pot be filled with good deeds and words.” Fair enough ! Are the words from him or managed by the club. Well I give him the benefit of the doubt and hope he becomes a legend :)

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  • Edspur Says:

    AVB has job keeping players happy. He seems to be doing it better than the last bloke

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    philmccrackin Reply:

    TWITCHY OUT :ninja:

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    essexian76 Reply:

    I’ve just got my twitchy out-and found water right away

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    philmccrackin Reply:

    All is ROSIE then.

    Phil McAvity Reply:

    I just got my saggy chops out and two women fainted.

    Must have been the smell! :whistle:

    essexian76 Reply:

    You need a dousing of fresh Rosie Water around the globes

    essexian76 Reply:

    Rosie Water-could it be a tax haven by the sea?

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    philmccrackin Reply:

    It,s still land locked.

    essexian76 Reply:

    Locked-but here’s a lead to a tale that could give paws for thought if her owner ever gets collared

    philmccrackin Reply:

    Dog gone it i am stumped for a lead,what a bitch!

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    essexian76 Reply:

    Ah, that’s ruff mate-I can do these off scratch

    PeterTheStoreyTeller Reply:

    Swapping TAILS again,your all BARKING MAD,i am BEGGING FOR A BIT of peace or i will loose DISTEMPER of mine.

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    PeterTheStoreyTeller Reply:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxV-TIn2Kqo&feature=related :lol:

  • AFelching Says:

    Get between the sticks you French slag

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    Billy Legit Reply:

    That’s what i said to the au pair last night……….

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    Phil McAvity Reply:

    Did he get the hump Billy?

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    essexian76 Reply:

    ;-)

    philmccrackin Reply:

    Form a circle.

    Billy Legit Reply:

    Turd burglary?, moi?. Sorry gays guys but i don’t bat for the other team- not that there is anything wrong with it, whatever floats your boat and all that!

    Billy Legit Reply:

    My comment is awaiting moderation apparently- that’s the naughty step for me then!

  • Alex Says:

    Wow Sandro, Dembele, Siggy look awesome in midfield, height, power, aggression and speed like we have never had.

    Caulker, Walker, and Vertongen all look great in defence.

    Defoe and Lennon…FFS I dident know they had it in them, especially Defoe, he is actually looking “dare I say it” worldclass.

    We still have Ade & Dempsey yet to make a real impact….

    This team already looking better than the last by some margin.

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    Alex Reply:

    Dam and I forgot all about Loris….

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    philmccrackin Reply:

    I’m quietly exited :daumen:

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  • 4 Ever Hopeful Says:

    Really impressed with how Lloris did things on Thursday and his all round body language. Impressed with Caulker and just about everybody else. In fact generally – very impressed and excited.

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    philmccrackin Reply:

    Hope”same old Spurs” is gone to the shitter.

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  • melcyid Says:

    we are a lean mean fighting machine

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    philmccrackin Reply:

    Statue Mel?

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    melcyid Reply:

    thats me PHIL.if you are having trouble with filling your crack in. I would suggest that if its internal,you should scrape out the crack and get rid of loose particles and use fibre glass scrim and carlite bonding to fill the crack and skim over with finish,the same procedure if your crack is outside only use expanded metal lathing over the crack and fill with sand and cement. :daumen:

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    philmccrackin Reply:

    Your plastered :lol:

    essexian76 Reply:

    It’s good to see you two bonding-ah,bless

    Spurstacus Reply:

    Would you recommend a dry lining for your crack?

    essexian76 Reply:

    Nah, Spurstacus. that’ll render it useless

    Spurstacus Reply:

    Just had an extra large kebab. Spect I’ll be pebble dashing tomorrow.

    Spurstacus Reply:

    Unless I’m in doors and then it’ll probably be dot and dab.

    essexian76 Reply:

    I thought a kebab was herb infused kack, patted and shaped to look like a woman from Basildon’s leg, they even put leg-warmers over them here

    philmccrackin Reply:

    You’ve got it taped.

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    Jerkinmahjurgen Reply:

    We’re the best team with a 20% win record on the planet.

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  • Finn Says:

    On the topic of taking a shit, what’s with the bloke having a dump perched on a basketball?

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  • fudgepackin Says:

    Touching cloth? Afelching? fist? phil Mcavity?
    WTF? Is that Brighton`s midfield quartet?

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    Phil McAvity Reply:

    Oooooohhhhh hello sailor!!

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    essexian76 Reply:

    Kings of the ring, the lot of ‘em

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    melcyid Reply:

    for sale 1 wrangler jeep,1 owner ,only been driven up and down Brompton road in the evenings. contact Mr Wenger ,”the cottages”

    Billy Legit Reply:

    Chocolate starfish brigade!

    man in a brown hat Reply:

    I carnt keep up wiv you guys. I’m ring rusty.

    Hartley Reply:

    Is this the mince isle?

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    Hartley Reply:

    Wiv a A…

    essexian76 Reply:

    Oh, Phil-you are awful-but I like you

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    Hugh Jenas Reply:

    You lot are sick.

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    essexian76 Reply:

    Thank Hugh

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    fist Reply:

    I thought I put ‘first’ Bugger….ed :pinch:

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  • Urbane Sturgeon Says:

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    Harry, I feel like I should know the white tufted geezer in the photo; put me out of my mignorance, who is it?

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    Billy Legit Reply:

    Patrick Troughton in the ‘Box of Delights’.

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    Harry Hotspur Reply:

    Please. Leave that gentleman’s reserve out of this.

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    Billy Legit Reply:

    I’m trying H, i’m trying really HARD! (that’s enough now).

    Billy Legit Reply:

    Erm, wot’s happened to my avatar?!?!?

  • Edspur Says:

    It’s Roy Walker “Say what you see”

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    MysteriousStranger Reply:

    “It’s good, but it’s not right”

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  • ballbag_baggins Says:

    Ballbags here. Lets not get our balls in a twist over this keeper lark. Old brad knows the score, one fuck up and he will be down the bingo hall faster than you can say ‘ oooo betty the donkey’s done a whopsie’. Strap on tight lads its gonna be a rough ride.

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  • BrizzleSpur Says:

    Loved Friedels response to Bhartez’s twitter drivel.
    I’m in no rush to see him step down.
    Excellent professional an all round great bloke and we don’t even need to worry about replacing him with Hugo itching to impress.

    But if there was ever a good resin to find the secret to eternal life it’s our Brad.
    What a flipping ledge he is.

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    Spurstacus Reply:

    Where does one get this resin from? Is it an epoxy?

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    PeterTheStoreyTeller Reply:

    Cheap.

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    Hartley Reply:

    You turning into a budgie?

    PeterTheStoreyTeller Reply:

    Twirp :-p

    Hartley Reply:

    :wassat:

  • Hartley Says:

    I’m also in no rush to see Friedel step down, tomorrow will be fine….. ;-)

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  • melcyid Says:

    lets have a whip round for Brad get him a gold watch, Doris is the future

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    melcyid Reply:

    I just realised,Bilko was the yank equivalent of redschnmapps

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    Hartley Reply:

    Nah….that was Doberman….

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    Boy Charioteer Reply:

    My regards to Nat Hiken!

  • Boy Charioteer Says:

    WHY wasn’t Luis sent off ffs?

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  • Habib Says:

    He seems Captain material the way he talks but I dunno Harry. There is something kooky about him. I can’t put my finger on it exactly right now. Maybe he isn’t a joyful cheery dressing room presence and that’s all there is to it.

    I’m keeping him under observation.

    The real Spurs story of the week is Baldini.

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    calebray Reply:

    Lloris strikes me as a very focused professional. And a bit dark. I can imagine him pulling the fur out of tiny rabbits with tweezers whilst listening to Jacques Brel.

    I also think hes pretty fucking cool

    coygfg

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    calebray Reply:

    nearly missed that one habib, what is a general manager anyway?
    the structure of the club is up to levy. the manager he appointed has success with this structure – not sure what it would really mean though.

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    Habib Reply:

    That’s the Director of Football position. What Comolli had when he was with us. I approve of it simply because it’s too much work doing both and AVB needs to focus on the first team. All of Europe works this way including Mourinho.

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  • Petr Says:

    3 players are needed in the January transfer window that fit the AVB profile. I think Moutinho, leandro diamo and Willian would be fantastic additions, Isco would be useful but I think we need a proven goal scorer?! All these players have youth on their side and are quick with excellent first touches, hopefully we can get them all as they would give Spurs the extra quality and dimension that they lacked for a part of the end of last season! AVB will do s great job if Levy and the board deliver what HE asks for instead of trying to pick players for him!!! COYS

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    calebray Reply:

    no, you are wrong.
    We need stability and time for the side to gel.
    The only place we are lacking is at right back and right wing and both of these roles will change under avb over the next few months with options in the squad for both.

    look at the back five
    GK – Lloris and Brad
    LB – Benny, Naughton, Vert (not inc Bale)
    CB – Caulker, Gallas,Vert,Kaboul Dawson
    RB – Walker, Kaboul, Naughton

    The options are now here to play any system we need.

    When everyone fit would love to see kaboul at right back again with walker dropped.

    If we are going back to dreaming about a 50million striker who can play on his own, hold up play, involve everyone around him and score 25 goals a season then we are pissing in the wind.

    we have the players to succeed, we are stronger now than last season. We also have the manager to do it for the first time in years.

    coys and coyfgf

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    essexian76 Reply:

    Personally I think AVB’s giving everyone a go and seeing what materialises within his idea of play.
    Looking at the players-they seem to be getting to grips with it and with him-it was never going to be an overnight success, and given our budget limitations and the type of player we can purchase, then I’m pleasantly please so far-as I said before-for now it’s performance, commitment and shape that are important right now-even more so than the result.

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    Petr Reply:

    Why would you Want Walker dropped??? He is one of the most promising young defenders in the league and the potential to be world class! We may be stronger than last season but they still need a creative midfielder that can get up and down the pitch! A striker is a must to compete for a top 4 position!

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    calebray Reply:

    he is a defender that cant defend that well, runs into the same spaces as lennon, forcing him inside where we are already congested, gets caught out of position, gets turned too easily and has lapses in concentration that get recovered with a good turn of pace. but he is very promising and will only get better.

    The criticisms were only made to highlight how strong we really are. kaboul is a better defender.

    we had three players on the pitch over 90 mins against lazio who are all capable of playing the box to box role.

    coys and coygfg

  • PeterTheStoreyTeller Says:

    COYS TODAY TO ALL YOU FELLOW YIDS :daumen: :daumen: :daumen: :daumen:

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  • Exchange & Mart Says:

    The new Raleigh Gonad Crusher..”I’m convinced it’s a major contribution to road safey.” Shaw Taylor – 1977

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    Mitchell Thomas Reply:

    Keep ‘em peeled

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  • the man!! Says:

    What do ya expect? He’s a 42year old dude..

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