Posted on Monday, 9th July 2012 by Harry Hotspur
Good evening viewers.
Day one at the John Terry trial. And may I take this opportunity to share a sterling tip for any budding racists in the house.
According to George Carter-Stephenson QC, you can call someone a naffing black cnut providing you maintain you are only sarcastically repeating words that someone wrongly thought you had previously used, ’in response to goading rather than by way of exaggerated and instant querying of a perceived false allegation. ‘
Thank God that’s what was going on. For a few fleeting moments me and the rest of entire world thought that the Blues’ skip was being accused of doing something despicable. Let us pray that justice prevails and this pillar of the sporting community isn’t savaged by an unthinking judge who could cripple Mr Terry’s finances with a fine of up to £2500, let alone his robust reputation.
In more important news, I am told that Milos Krasic will be arriving in N17 for talks towards the latter part of this week. In fact on Thursday*.
Krasic was earlier this window linked with Liverpool but as will be come painfully apparent to the whining gits come August they aren’t able to offer any of their targets anywhere near what they need. All enquiries about that particular kettle of fish c/o Mssrs Comilli & Dalglish.
To add a little background heat to your supper this evening is this quite priceless piece of additional information about Loic Remy. You know, that bloke we were ‘in for’?
It is suggested to me that Arry Redschnapps met with the player without the consent or remote knowledge of either Spurs or Marseille. More as I get it, my dears.
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:05 pm
First.
At last.
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:09 pm
That will be £89.74 + VAT.
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Benspur Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 8:18 am
A snip at becoming an instant LEGEND…????
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:08 pm
Harry, can’t we have since proper news?
Acc to SC ITK – yeah, I know, but… – Moutinho is flying in for talks and Lloris is trying to decide whether to accept our offer.
Meanwhile, Arry’s kicking his heels in a triffic, triffic hotel in Abu Dhabi…’i still feel I’ve got it in me to be a premiership manager’
Oh times are sweet
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:08 pm
Don’t know much about krasic… Any insights HH?
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:09 pm
Not sure he’s regarded as being any good
Anymore is he? More alarming is the sight of
Knackers like jeans, Bentley and bassong mincing around on the training pitch today.
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:11 pm
Brilliant name.
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Cornerpin Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:34 pm
Not as brilliant as MODRIC.But it might grow on me if he can score goals.
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:09 pm
Faust..
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:10 pm
Not sure he’s regarded as being any good
Anymore is he? More alarming is the sight of
Knackers like jeans, Bentley and bassong back on the training pitch today.
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Jay Reply:
July 13th, 2012 at 10:51 am
I could live with Bassong at 5th choice behind Daws and Caulker espeicially as he can play left back.
Jenas should of gone 5 years ago
Bentley never should have been signed, the thing that grates on me with him is his poncy little style……if he shaved his hair off tomorrow and put in 1 proper shift in a pre season game I would give him a chance but he will turn up with hair gelled back thinking he is a superstar when he simply isnt and has never been
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:13 pm
Krasic is not good enough for us so I hope this isn’t true
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:13 pm
Our strikers will need to up their game this year judging by our new Jan the Man’s Ajax showreel. His ten goals for them last year were a tasty selection of headers and sweet left footed strikes. Could come in handy.
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:14 pm
Not sure why that published three times
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`rich g Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 5:25 am
this blog is coal fired
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:14 pm
Wasn’t this the guy who we tried to get on loan in January but was insisting on a permanent move which we couldn’t afford?
Apparently didn’t play for the Black & Whites very much last year.
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edspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:02 pm
To be fair to him I don’t think the Minstrels get too many bookings these days except for Xmas parties at the Terrys’
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mynameisluka Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 9:20 am
Ed- stroke of genius sir!
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:16 pm
H, i hope your not intimating that mr redsnapps was trying to gain renumeration by using the entrance at the rear of the house? surely not!!
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:18 pm
more meaningless and unsubstantiated rubbish; guessing you must have logged onto Twitter?
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:34 pm
Thank you for that invigorating contribution.
In a nutshell this comes from the same chap that told you about Vertonghen and AVB long before anyone else.
If I were you,
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BrizzleSpur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:56 pm
Amen to that.
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kenny powers Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:57 pm
Brentwood mate you could do a lot worse than check out a guy on Twitter called Greg stobart(gstobart)
Full proof and rarely wrong and I’ve not seen him say something is happening for definate and it NOT happen.
He gives Twitter a positive for me.
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:20 pm
The Redknapp/Remy meeting was widely reported in the press here and Marseille did not issue any sort of “we are outraged” comment. In fact a club spokesman went on record about the Spurs bid. I don’t see any story here HH.
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:36 pm
Would you be genuinely offended if I asked you to point out where I said that anyone was ‘outraged’?
Comments like that are not helpful. Whether it was intentional or not, you made it look like I wrote something that I obviously didn’t.
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MarseilleYid Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:45 pm
Apologies if what I wrote looks like a criticism of you HH. That was not my intention. All I am saying is that if there was an authorized meeting, then Marseille would have issued an official “we are not happy with this” type statement. None was ever forthcoming, so I would suggest they knew about the meeting. La Provence reported their directors were there. If your ITK has proof otherwise, I’ll happily stand corrected.
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Exchange & Mart Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:33 pm
Girls……..play nicely now
July 9th, 2012 at 9:25 pm
With regards the Harry Redknapp/Loic Remy information I actually remember reading this in the press (sorry can’t remember which sorry Harryite red top printed it) at the time and laughing out loud. I was actually shocked that no one else seemed to pick up on it (then and now) because the comments from Remy’s camp were along the lines of “I’ll only join Spurs if Harry Redknapp is the manager”, which was stunning. Not least because it appeared Harry was meeting the player and agent outside of the club (at an airport, I think someone mentioned Paris, although that was after the report in the press) but more importantly it was the first clear indication that Harry KNEW he was going to get the chop and was trying to use Remy as a bargaining chip, and it lead to the rest of the comments from Twitchy about contracts and the squad being unsettled. I’d definitely like to know the full story behind that one. Knowing how Levy reacts I’m pretty sure Remy won’t be joining Spurs after that one!
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MarseilleYid Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:32 pm
Revisionist drivel
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:39 pm
You’re on fire tonight MarseilleYid.
I bet you anything you want that Brooklyn Hotspur’s memory is correct and he won’t be the only one of us that remember that “I’ll only join Spurs if Harry Redknapp is the manager” quote.
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LLL Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:33 pm
I remember the quote as being something people loosely alluded to on this site and couldn’t find any trace of otherwise in the ‘real world’
sheikh352 Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 1:45 am
Here’s the exact story, as printed in the Daily W@ank: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/hooray-for-harry-loic-remy-will-still-844130
LLL Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 4:08 pm
Ah yes, it was one of those stories which claim someone said something with nothing whatsoever to suggest that they actually have done. Like a quote.
Brooklyn Hotspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:40 pm
So responding to HH’s “It is suggested to me that Arry Redschnapps met with the player without the consent or remote knowledge of either Spurs or Marseille.” with a little retrospect is drivel?
Well thanks for adding such a wonderful addition to the discussion and providing such clarity. With all due respect, your mother should have swallowed you!
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MarseilleYid Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:56 pm
My first love is and always will be THFC. I live in Marseille and I’m a season ticket holder there. Remy is a fantastic player so you can imagine how excited I was at the links to Tottenham. I read everything I could on the story and spoke to lots of people about it. Everybody thought he was off and Marseille themselves knew about the meeting – club directors were there!!!!! So to say HR was using Remy as a bargaining chip – please don’t insult our intelligence.
LLL Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:37 pm
I think MarseilleYid is probably right. Mainly because he is using his memory of written accounts and facts rather than wishy washy rumour on twitter and anonymous IDK’s and filling in the gaps with his own imaginings.
Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 9:55 am
I think there is a link between Remy and this new coach we have.
When Harry came back from Paris he was carrying a bottle of Remy Martin
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:27 pm
dean parrett ?@deano_parrett19
New gaffers quality knows what he’s doing and speaks to everyone.. Everybody has a chance to impress
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Bukkake-breath Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:35 pm
Let’s hope so, is the main concern that the players like him as last year he came across as a bit of a berk.
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:29 pm
Krasic? On the basis of the video me likey. Oaky notes, with a hint of Nedved which is probably why Juve bought him – seems to come from deep a lot so maybe a straight replacement for VDV but with pace.
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:30 pm
hopefully terry gets 10 years lol. Dont know much bout the Serbian but juve are def a good team anyone know how many games he played last year. I think bently and co getting a fresh start is good you never know he may regain that form that made us pay ridiculous money for him. We have nothing to lose.
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:30 pm
Krasic… Have no interest in him. Would be shocked if we where still interested as he is really a hang over from Redchops who was after him for a while. Really annoyed to here Oscar is probably going to Cheatski… They don’t even need him! He could have been great for us. I can’t help feel that if the rummers about our interest where not plastered all over the back pages they Cheatski would not have stuck a dirty finger in his direction..
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:33 pm
White arrow looks a bit predictable,head down straight for goal, probably get sussed out pretty quickly over here after a couple of MoTDs.
Bale’s video on the same link just goes to show what a class act he is.
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:33 pm
Benoit Assou-Ekotto ?@AssouEkotto
My first day was cool great atmosphere great spirit …diferent way to work ,with a new manager n’staff sounds good…
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Astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:17 pm
Somehow, the Daily
ExcuseExpress will turn this very positive snippet of insight into ‘BAE to lead player revolt!’Something along the lines of…
Benoit Assou-Ekotto last night tweeted a stark warning to new boss AVB, that he won’t get his own way at the Lane and that he was on the verge of leading the players out in open revolt.
He stated that the atmosphere was distinctly “cool” toward the new boss, while the lack of “spirit” was mainly down to AVB demanding a “different way to work”.
Trouble seems lowering on the horizon as fans favourite Benny vowed that to “work with a new manager” would “sound good”.
More on this breaking story later after we’ve rummaged through the bins.
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UnkleKev Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:56 pm
Wot, no LOL?
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Astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:58 pm
ROFL
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:35 pm
jenas, Bentley, Gio, Bassong, Rose
who needs signings when you have them already at the club.
AVB can bring out the best in them with his tactics and Spurs can win the title.
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:41 pm
At this stage I’m equally confident that AVB can raise the dead.
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nobby nobbs Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:01 pm
Get Bentley to shoot Jenas and Bassong to shoot Bentley then charge a tenner for the resurrection.
I ll go.
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Astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:18 pm
Bloody hilarious
TriniSpurs Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:35 pm
Only the Lord God himself could raise Jenas and Bassong.
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Bukkake-breath Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:53 pm
Whoa there don’t ever say the J word again that’s just not on.
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:57 pm
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SpurredoninDublin Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 8:57 am
I was wondering about that. So when did we change his name back from J****?
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Sandra Redknapp Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 7:51 pm
Haven’t we sold Gio? I’m sure I read it somewhere weeks ago.
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:45 pm
Ah Harry you made staying up till 2:44 am worth it! God bless your lilywhite soul. Keep ‘em coming. God knows we need another winger. But at 28 he’s a bit over the Levy age limit…. No?
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:56 pm
Enjoy your Horlicks, mate!
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:50 pm
Jan? Vertonghen! Jaaaaaan Vertonghennnnnn!
He came from Am-ster-dam, to play for Tot-ten-ham!
Jaaaaaaaaaan Vertonghennnnnn!
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:58 pm
That’s excellent.
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:00 pm
Van der Vaart
Van der Vaart
He came from Real Madrid
Now he’s a naffing Yid!
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Razspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:15 pm
If Hamburgers put in a bid,
Nows the time to get rid,
He was good for a while,
Made most of us smile,
But now he’s at the back of the Grid.
Bukkake-breath Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:20 pm
That’s brilliant. Luv it
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Habib Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:40 pm
Legend!
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Thepin Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 10:33 am
What’s that comin’ over the hill
Is it Vertonghen?
Is it Vertonghen?
(C)The Automatic/Thepin
or
Vertonghen, wooaahh ooohhh,
Vertonghen, wooaahh ooohhh,
He comes from Bel-gee-am,
He plays for Tottenham,
Vertonghen, wooaahh ooohhh
(C)F Miggliaci, D Modugno, T Pin
or
….maybe not???
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:53 pm
Gio needs to be given some motivation to play for us. Bently too! We struggled to cover Lennon when injured last season and we had at least 2 players who could of brought something new, but were mis-managed. We signed these guys for a reason, it’s up to the club to get them playing again.
No point spending millions on new midfielders when there’s wasted talent waiting for opportunities.
2 strikers and a GK please AVB.
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:54 pm
Training: http://tiny.cc/vf86gw
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July 9th, 2012 at 10:01 pm
That’s a mouthful
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July 9th, 2012 at 10:03 pm
Saw Krasic play for Juve towards the end of the season before last.
He was outstanding. Didnt seem to have great pace but could cross a ball a la Beckham.
According to my juve supporting relative this was the only good game he had for them.
According to some Portugeezers workmates the Moutinho to Spurs is all over their radio stations. App the Porto chairman is a version of Levy so dont see anything happening their in a hurry.
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Astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:21 pm
App the Porto chairman is a version of Levy so dont see anything happening their in a hurry
I get visions of the Korchnoi v Kasparov chess games of the 80′s.
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July 9th, 2012 at 10:07 pm
Don’t forget there is a lot of unrest in the squad with most players refusing to play or asking for transfers.
We all know there is disquiet simmering under the surface and it could all kick off at any moment.
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Astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:19 pm
See above post, reply to Felch 9.33
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:20 pm
People seem quick to overlook this fact. I for one can see this all going very wrong very quickly.
All these so called fans are in for a big wake up call. I have saved all the positive comments on this so called site since Mr Redknapp was mysteriously gagged by the leeches at ENIC and when it inevitably goes very wrong very quickly as I predicted in my opening remark I will return to gloat – but with a heavy heart – as I am a true fan.
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Astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:24 pm
‘I would love to be wrong’ is the new ‘Careful what you with for’
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MarseilleYid Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:56 pm
HH, are you suggesting anybody who has the audacity to disagree with you is not a true fan?
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Razspur Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:21 am
Doesn’t require audacity, beligerence does the trick.
Razspur Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:24 am
If you live in Marseilles you are not a supporter, not even a fan really, you’re just a distant cousin who likes to stir !
Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:52 am
None of you are as true as I am.
If I weren’t me I’d knock it on the head and become a lolly pop lady or something.
I’m the truest of the true I am. You lot? You’re nothing. You can’t see though can you? Fools. I pity you.
Razspur Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 1:05 am
Course you are, get the straight jacket and sedative ready, you two get to the rear of him we will distract him with Curly Wurlies. Watch out though, he might bite, have you all had rabies shots.
Minionas Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 7:42 am
I think that’s the case a touchy lot on here. All trying to cover ones back in virtually every scenario. Or are they?
July 9th, 2012 at 10:20 pm
You’ve gotta feel sorry for Bentley.
I mean honestly, he really thinks he’s got a chance cos there’s a new gaffer
He conveniently forgets what a load of turd he is.
then again…..if Jenas is back maybe Bentley DOES have a chance!?
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Astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:26 pm
It’s going to be a greater comeback than Leo Sayer.
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MysteriousStranger Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:04 pm
Are asterisks banned now?
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July 9th, 2012 at 10:26 pm
Good to see Daws and Thud kicking balls again…….
Expect more twitter “insights” from certain players this week such as……
Lennon : “the new gaffer Mr Villash Boash ish great. We all learnt a new thing on day one – he callsh it a shet piecsh – tomorrow there’s more new shtuff he callsh it tacticsh LOL”
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Astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:48 pm
…He was tailing about this idea called ‘crossing the ball’, not sure what he meant though?
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Mr Spiggott Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:50 pm
Shplendid !
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MysteriousStranger Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:06 pm
Did Lennon turn into Schteve McLaren for this?
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CptCaveman Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 9:33 am
Van Der Vaart more like!!
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July 9th, 2012 at 10:37 pm
Regardless of which one of the many srikers being touted! Which ever one actually ends up signing.
For me Ade has got to go! Sure he done a job for us last season but I,m fearful, with new more talented
blood coming in, he,ll find himself on the bench
more than he will tolerate and with he’s wages gauranteed, he,ll become lazy disruptive!
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edspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:53 pm
Shall we wait until he’s ours before we bin him?
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:54 am
That’s too liberal.
Bin some sense into ‘im.
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July 9th, 2012 at 10:45 pm
I would never have thought that Gloating could be such fun, for years we just never got the opportunity (except when we were 10 pts clear). Now it seems all our Christmases have come at once, transfer overload….it just doesn’t sound Tottenham. The icing on the cake is that our Gunner Rivals are firing Blanks, total disarray, RVP leaving, Walcott to Spurs etc.
New Stadium, Arabs on board, Saudi Airline throwing money at us, manager who can read and write and do tactics and rotation. This is the best ****ing dream I’ve had since Victoria Principal and me in Dallas.
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Astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:52 pm
Oh, sweet lord, you just sent me spinning off there… Victoria Principal. Mmmmm.
For younger viewers…
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ek5O2C3F5aY/TOXdNYdO67I/AAAAAAAABBA/XOHn8E3hKqg/s1600/victoria-principal.jpg
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Mr Spiggott Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:55 pm
Cracking shet of jugsh
I can’t shtop thish now. Fucking shky shportsh newsh.
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Astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:57 pm
And all as god made them. The sweet deity that he/she is.
mynameisluka Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 9:27 am
Sponsored by Bargain Schitty, Great schitty furniture at great schitty prices.
Razspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:58 pm
Cracker pic, saved to favs, great set of Guns on her, you had that same dream then !
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Astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:00 pm
Unlike Bobby, I never woke up from it.
Astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:56 pm
Funny thing is, this season isn’t even warm yet and we’re doing business like the old days – We normally don’t get anything like this until 11.45 on window shutting day, then it’s usually a let-down or a 40-year old. It’s weird, I feel like I used to when we picked up players like Waddle and Gascoigne and Lineker etc. I’m just so remarkably relaxed about it all and really looking forward to what happens.
(Champagne cork pops) Cheers!
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Mr Spiggott Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:58 pm
We’d better bloody win at the barcodes then !!!
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July 9th, 2012 at 10:58 pm
TO ALSPUR RE MODRIC
Alspur I dont go by statistics in footie.
Tottenham being a team with so many attacking players is dynamic when they are running forward. Modric adds to that. I just feel that killer passes are few and the odd shot is a really good one.
I find when we need a game changer it was VDV or Bale making it happen or maybe Lennon.
Im not saying Modric isnt good.He is a good even great player but we need the type of player who will change a game. He doesnt in my opinion,well not like a Silva or even Mata. Its an opinion and in footie thats what I like about it.You can throw some of the statistics out….except of course Messis
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Alspur Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 1:34 am
Fair enough, Ronnie – sometimes, the stats don’t tell the whole story… but, then again, as an accountant by profession, I quite like stats, tactics and the like…
We’ll just have to agree to disagree on the value of our little (C)r(o)at to the team…
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 10:25 am
Hold on Alspur,I am into tactics thats why I prefer AVB than Harry and I am a fan of Modric but I dont see him as a game changer.
Look John White was one of our great players of the early sixties,as talented as they come but he wasnt a game changer.
Blanchflower was,Greaves obviously was….
Its a player who can turn events around.
Modric is a great creative player who can find space and pass.
He did change a game last season maybe once or twice at the most
You dont have to score,you just have to make that
killer pass.
He doesnt he finds players but nowhere the same level as Sila who can also score.
Its possible Modric on a better team would do better.
Berbatov was a game changer at Tottenham but not at United.Its hard to say about Modric.For me he is a pretty player who doesnt tackle very well or score very much or give killer passes enough to make up for the low scoring or bad tackling
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Gilzeanwasgod Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:09 pm
For me Modders is the team’s rhythm guitarist. Doesn’t get to play the fancy stuff but nothing works the same without him. It will be a tough job replacing that but not impossible.
July 9th, 2012 at 11:03 pm
Who won the microfibre IPhone Case??????????
It must have been Harry Hotspurs nephew…(all Harrys are the same)
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cookiebun Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:24 pm
Steffan Freund won it.
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:35 pm
We want a team to rank against the German and Greek Philosophers…
Einstein,Freud…Jung…Freund
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July 9th, 2012 at 11:04 pm
The Oscar offer being trumped by Chelsea has made me sad wish could have nabbed him but I guess its all good we can chase other players then.
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July 9th, 2012 at 11:04 pm
Ok its time to dump the Croats and get the Serbs….
(its all about alliances)
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July 9th, 2012 at 11:06 pm
Adebayour for £5m? Be rude not to.
I’m still hoping we only need a striker for a year or two by which time the likes of Kane, Lancaster and Coulibaly will be showing us what they’re made of.
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July 9th, 2012 at 11:06 pm
look on the bright side, you know Roman is worried when he’s paying over the odds for players just so we can’t have them..another expensive bench player, looks good FFP anyone?
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Alspur Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 1:40 am
How the hell are they going to fit all these fancy dans into their team?!
Mata, Marin, Hazard, Ramires and now Oscar?! Lots of guile, not a lot of grit…
Sandro and Scotty should be able to have that lot for breakfast…
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July 9th, 2012 at 11:08 pm
Give Me Moutinho and another goalie and a half decent striker and Ill give you the CL
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July 9th, 2012 at 11:11 pm
So, ‘The Voice of Chelsea’ (aka, The Daily Mail) have another Chelsea exclusive… Blimey, how do they get them all I wonder? Apparently they’ve signed Oscar ‘from under our noses’.
To the delight of the paper with the unlimited access to Roman’s yacht, it also gave them the chance to ‘get one over’ on AVB. Hmmm, offering the guy about £200k per week probably didn’t have anything to do with it then?
Anyway. The story comes with obligatory shot of AVB on the training ground – specially selected so that no-one is smiling and everyone is looking confused, complete with a caption including the word ‘Trouble/Disaster/Loser/Hated/Revolt’* (Delete as applicable).
So, there it is. Couldn’t get Modric, so just buy up everyone that’s left… Especially if they’re linked to us. Hold on, I’ve got an idea! Can we say that we’re looking to buy J***s and Bentley again as they were so good first time round?
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MysteriousStranger Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:24 pm
Asterisks are evidently not banned.
Anyway, Oscar looks good for a guy who barely uses his left foot, and when it’s confirmed who he’ll be joining, is when I’ll believe it to be the case. And I don’t believe even Chelsea would pay £200k per week for a 20 year old.
Seriously, it was reported in the Daily Mail, hardly a beacon for accurate reporting, yet every other so called paper is going with “the news” subsequently. It may well have credence, but nowadays they seem to write what the hell they want without a care for legitimacy/accuracy.
Like the “Spurs finally agree fee for Vertonghen” trash the other day. The fee had been agreed a long time previously. Vertonghen was seeking his fair share as per his own agreement with Ajax.
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cookiebun Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:29 pm
Telegraph is saying it as well.
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July 9th, 2012 at 11:16 pm
I’ve only once watched Krasic,
To be fair he wasn’t drastic,
But with chances a plenty,
Give me Llorente,
Now that would be fantastic.
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:31 pm
I think that if Modric happens
then the view will be different.
If we get Moutinho and a Goalie and Ade
we will be cheaper with another striker and Degoe willhave to step up
If there is no Moutinho then a Top striker is in order and keep Hudd etc
and get another midfielder in the 6 mil range
Moutinho I read in News Now is coming to london for a physical
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MysteriousStranger Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:38 pm
27 yrs old near 28 too expensive, Llorente
Athletic Bilbao want a plenty
For a Spanish Peter Crouch
And whilst he may not be a slouch
There’s the future resale value to consider
So let Arsenal be the highest bidder
Or some other club with more money than sense because…
Of the horrendously large buyout clause.
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melcyid Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:03 am
this becoming like reading a Rupert Bear book
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MysteriousStranger Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 3:03 am
More value in Rupert books. Early ones, anyway.
Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:43 am
Llorente,Llorente
No loans Daniel just rente
Krasic footy elementary
the Croats and the Serbs
but no John Terry
head to head on the telly
enjoy the big melee
with Redknapp Harry
doing the colour commentary
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July 9th, 2012 at 11:44 pm
Here we go: racism is TREATING someone as an inferior. Being called “white” can hardly be taken as an insult if you have everr bothered to travel in Africa or the USA. Likewise calling someone “black” is descriptive and NOT racist.
The whole thing is pathetic and reeks of PC gone crazy and while I have no time for Terry after the WB episode he is IMHO the voctim of a PC witchhunt.
If it is the cnut word that is offensive then about 20% oof those who post here are also guilty.
Pathetic storm in a teacup…go check up on the FIRST SEX SLAVE in Egypt since the new??? proSharia government. Surely that is MORE important than hype about being called your real colour.
http://www.raymondibrahim.com/11952/egypt-sex-slave-marriage
I await the hail of righteous PC bullsh*t.
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LLL Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:20 am
If you call someone a fcuking fat cnut, you are not just using the word fat as descriptive, but also as part of the insult.
If you call someone a fcuking stupid cnut you are not just using the word stupid as descriptive but also as part of the insult.
If you call someone a fcuking Jewish cnut you are not just using the word Jewish as descriptive but also as part of the insult.
If you really believe that calling someone a fcuking black cnut is not a form of racist abuse then you are a fcuking stupid cnut, and I mean every word of that as an insult.
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:45 am
Oy are you antisemetic or are you being descriptive??????
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Alspur Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 1:44 am
Antiseptic?
Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 9:47 am
asymmetric
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LLL Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:44 am
As for your point about the sex slave story, that isn’t how the world works. Burglars don’t walk free because the judge scoffs about how pathetic their crime is in comparison to the murderer in the next court.
For christ’s sake man, get a grip!
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July 9th, 2012 at 11:55 pm
Fuck the righteous PC shit, Terry is the voctum of his own inbred ego, even if he’s innocent on this count he’s bound to be guilty of something, bring back Hanging.
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:33 am
Yae!!!!
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:33 am
oh Hanging?????????????????
NAE!!!!!
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:35 am
Firing squad??????????????????????
YAAAAEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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July 10th, 2012 at 12:20 am
I’ve hated terry since he was 21 due to this story.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-131725/Footballer-struck-bouncer-bottle.html
It’s the “do you know how much i earn” bit which left me in no doubt what sort of individual he is.
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Razspur Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:34 am
I remember that incident well, made my mind up about him and he ain’t got any better since.
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`rich g Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 5:27 am
i remember when he beat up an orphan when he was 6, bastard
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July 10th, 2012 at 12:37 am
There once was a striker named Leandro
Who moved to N17 and it was fino
He scored goals for fun
For Spurs fans in the sun
Who kept chanting the name Damiao
(yeah, yeah it sucks but that’s who I want up front)
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:46 am
Those rhymes are a Damiao a dozen
Im selling them for half a nicker for 6
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July 10th, 2012 at 1:14 am
Sometimes reading this blog,
Becomes a hell of a slog,
I’m not criticising you’re right,
To send such absolute shite,
But you know it belongs in the bog.
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 1:40 am
Flush
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July 10th, 2012 at 1:25 am
Just changed channel to BBC1 there and there’s a guy in the bottom right hand corner making hand signals, can’t get rid of the ****er, he’s making strange faces too, the programme is about Rock Climbing. This guy looks like a Gay Butcher.
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July 10th, 2012 at 6:01 am
All the recent reason for optimism is in danger of disappearing with just one cursory glance of a training photo which contained the spineless toad, *****, lurking in the background with intent to do nothing (his forte).
Don’t do it AVB! Don’t fall into the trap that so many managers have before you who believed that they were the one to tap into *****’ ‘potential’. A clean slate for everyone except him.
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July 10th, 2012 at 7:31 am
London Now’s take on the Oscar story is: Carlos Meinberg Neto said, “Tottenham have also made an offer, but he should accept Chelsea’s offer as there is more exposure there”.
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TMWNN Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 7:33 am
“I will stay,” Oscar told Globo Esporte.
A case of just wait and see.
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Peter Ogden Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 7:33 am
I thought our deal with Internacional was that we got first shout at any of their players.
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Minionas Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 7:35 am
Carlos can suck my fat one.
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Boy Charioteer Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 8:11 am
More exposure at Chelsea. I always suspected as much.
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 9:46 am
Photography he asked him knowingly,photographs know what I mean?
what do you mean?
He’s er…he’s er going to Chelsea?
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LLL Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 10:40 am
Translates as ‘higher agents percentage’.
At Chelsea he will be competing with Hazard, Mata, Ramires, Lampard – i.e. on the bench. There will be very little exposure there unless he’s planning to go commando and let his bollocks slip out of his shorts every now and again.
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July 10th, 2012 at 8:10 am
As they say:
There’s lies,
Goddam lies,
Fcuking great big really really awful lies
and then there’s John Terry.
It’s real Derek and Clive stuff isn’t it!
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 9:43 am
This bloke came up to me and said Hello
I wasnt going to take Hello for an answer,I kicked ‘is bollocks in
he has the audacity to say aaaaaggggghhhhhh
well I wasnt going to hhhh for answer take aaaaaggggghhhh for an answer…..
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Boy Charioteer Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 10:07 am
So I kicked his f*****g teeth in….
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 10:12 am
I wasnt going to be humiliated by some f—er who groaned like a baby…I said take that you rotter
July 10th, 2012 at 8:18 am
Just looked at the video, perhaps he’s in London for the Olympic Diving event!
Not impressed; short clips showing nothing, he misses a few of those sitters but the film stops before you see the ball going over the bar. He can run with the ball which is handy but what does he do with it after each clip finishes?
He’s clearly a cheat: not my cup of tea at all!
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skankehmonkeh Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 11:10 am
I agree, Youtube videos could make me look amazing and this was particularly underwhelming to me. Hope we steer clear, or that I’m wrong.
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July 10th, 2012 at 9:14 am
Morning Harry.
On a totally different note I thought you might like to know this. Mya margery has three nipples….But other than that a friend of mine works at Spurs on the junior coaching staff and said of AVB that he turned up on his first day and shook the hand of every one, from the grounds staff to the tea lady and the cleaners(my mate included who unfortunatley is a gooner, but fortunatley has to wear a Spurs track suit every day, which tickles me some what)
Doesn’t sound much like the reports of a self obsessed egotist who has no time for no one but his own reflectionn – Lampard, Terry – your’re just old and bitter me thinks.
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elfranklins Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 9:17 am
I should really check my spooling before I post stuff! I,m such a winker!
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July 10th, 2012 at 10:05 am
I keep reading that Modric is “off”/has “negotiated terms” etc. Yet Levy has stated (as last summer)that we won’t be selling our best players. Modric is now PL savvy – he makes this team tick. So why sell him – tough luck if he wants to go to Madrid – and replace with a Moutinho – who may not hack it in a faster more physical league (Deco?).
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 10:11 am
Nobody knows if AVB has yet had a conversation with Modric.
This is a key point.
As far as Levy goes I would imagine if Modric is still unhappy now,that he would grab the 30-35 mil
and buy Moutinho for 20 mil and that gets us a goalkeeper for free.
and we still have money for a striker.
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Minionas Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 10:38 am
I didn’t think Mods handed in a transfer request. I also thought a player agreeing terms without their clubs permission was “tapping up”. This leads me to think that it’s a massive load of BS.
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melcyid Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 11:16 am
aVB had a conversation with ratboy on bramabitchs boat pre last season ,He said he wanted to play foe AVB . be careful what you wish for. tee he
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July 10th, 2012 at 11:12 am
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I suppose we should expect to see our best targets picked off by higher wage paying CL clubs and then see who we’re left with. But as for Real trying to ‘sweeten the deal’ for Modric by offering 34 year old carvalho…….
HA HA HA HA HA……
These online journos should take better drugs.
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July 10th, 2012 at 11:21 am
If you call someone a cahnt you are insulting them. If you call them a black cahnt the implicaion is that their blackness has contributed to cahntish behaviour.
That is racist.
My old man is 84yrs old and was profoundly racist as a younger man. i remember explaining the above to to him over Sunday dinner ie there are some horrible black people but it is because they are horrible not because they are black (apply any colour gender sexuality etc).
I watched the penny drop then his jaw. It was as if I had told him there was no more Guiness….. ever.Shellshocked.
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Razspur Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 11:57 am
Guineas are 22ct gold and have been out of General circulation since 1813. If you have any I’m offering book F value.
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