Posted on Sunday, 8th July 2012 by Harry Hotspur
Guten Abend.
We’ve never had it so good. The wretched irony of those words have yet to be proved on the old green stuff but the manner in which the Club are conducting their business this window thus far is pleasing.
A brand new hot shot manager and one of the Eredivisie’s if not Europe’s finest signed sealed and delivered.
Now what?!
Modric is off to Los Blancos with a fee suspected to be in excess of £30m.
The interesting tidbit of the weekend is that Stefan Freund is rumoured to be returning to The Lane in a coaching capacity.
Freund’s work with aspiring young German players has earned him plaudits. And for those that may be contemplating a giggle at this thought, it’s a matter of fact that ‘ok’ or worse footballers tend to make better coaches and managers than stellar ones…
As for the freebie, I have a rather fetching iPhone case to give away tonight. Express an interest on here or get involved on Twitter to be in the ever benevolent HH hat.
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:04 pm
FIST
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Exchange & Mart Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 6:05 pm
Sorry…..that should have read ‘FIRST’, unless you’re between Fisherman’s Weekly and Big Jugs Monthly.
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:06 pm
Also ade for 5 mil? Sounds like bollox
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:07 pm
TURD
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Exchange & Mart Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 6:09 pm
Sorry…….that should have read ‘THIRD’, unless you’re taking your evening constitution …. or from Dublin.
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mynameisluka Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 6:22 pm
Ahh Dublin, Proud purveyors of the Queen’s English, and where the BBC used to send their presenters in the old days, to learn how to enunciate their vowels…
I like the cut of the Freund Jib… lots of “ARBEIT!”
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:07 pm
Good money for modric! Freund is a good shout for a coaching role with Sherwood moving to Dof
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:08 pm
Good money for modric! Freund is a good shout for a coaching role with Sherwood moving to Dof!
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:08 pm
HH, if Modric is going, who is coming? Moutinho, Dzagoev, Oscar?
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Kit Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 6:17 pm
Hopefully after watching last nights game both Oscar and Damiao will join us.
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LDNYid Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:41 pm
Yes please…
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Habib Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 9:01 pm
I’d be happy to take a punt on an older experienced dude for a few years. Let’s get Pirlo!
shevyiddo Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 9:13 pm
Yeah! saw it,sublime,the pair of ‘em.Liked the overhead that cruzeiro pulled back too!
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:09 pm
That Express rumoured player revolt is going from strength to strength. We sign two players, more to follow and bale signs a new contract. On top of that, all those players who want out…
Rose- everyones behind avb.
Bentley- I see this as a new chance for me.
gio- If I stay its not a problem, spurs are a great club.
Yep, were being rocked to the core here!!
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Kit Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 6:18 pm
????
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Kit Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 6:19 pm
Those dastardly ?’s were meant to be a form of smiley! Rubbish new phone!
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:11 pm
Scatter
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:14 pm
Excellent purchases so far. Still need 2 quality strickers. Not sure Ade is the answer, although for 5 mil would certainly be a shrewd piece of business. Who to buy?
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:15 pm
Don’t need any newspapers or c**p radio stations. All the good stuff is on here!
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Exchange & Mart Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 6:23 pm
Yes…….let’s hear it for Mr Hotspur, he’s a damn fine chap.
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 6:56 pm
Curiously enough, my bipolar self agrees!
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 8:03 pm
Jackie Mason says to his shrink “Im doing all the work,maybe you owe ME $50″
Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:08 pm
cunp?
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:19 pm
there a recording going around from ssn? saying modric is staying vdv is staying and ade is coming in. do u no anything about this hh.
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JerseySpur Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 6:22 pm
Can’t confirm the date but it sounds like last year to me. Modicum and van dee Vart staying, adebayor coming in
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steve-o Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 6:28 pm
yeah more like it i think. but on the other hand
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Johnzer Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:11 pm
Keith as his fingers in pies apparently
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:21 pm
Fruend sounds good. Stayed a Spurs supporter, even after he left. Would be a welcome addition, provided he can coach.
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:21 pm
Rumours abound that both Modders and VdV are staying? Also my iPhone has been complaining recently about how cold it is…..
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:23 pm
Ich liebe dich HH.
Could do with a new Iphone case!
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 6:57 pm
You are in the hat
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sheikh352 Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 4:00 am
You love dick?
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:24 pm
If I could type I’d be dangerous!
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:24 pm
Freund in a coaching role? Am I dreaming?? Would surely prove to be a well balanced partnership with AVB; tactics, sexy football and German discipline. F**k it, give the man a squad number!
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Park Lane block 32 Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 6:34 pm
Do not give Freund a squad no., he was NOT all that as a player – but meeting him at wembley when he had a fans ticket for the LC final against manure – queing with us mortals showed he IS all that as a fan . But he also gave me the funniest memory in a game he did make me giggle when at Old Trafford he ran away from Roy Keane and hid behind Judas
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AmstrdmSpur Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 6:41 pm
Classic
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 6:59 pm
Park Lane block 32
That is a brilliant. Thank you
calebray Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:11 pm
i think you will find my good man, that he was a football genius.
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mynameisluka Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:28 pm
I would love to see that clip!
kenny powers Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 8:15 pm
I thought that incident was at the lane.
Was well funny tho lol
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BrisbaneLillyWhite Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 2:04 am
I used to work with a fella who was an Everton fan. He hung a picture over his desk of Duncan “The Gentleman” Ferguson literally strangling Freund. Wish I could remember which game it was from (Spurs v Toffees obviously). That memory and him running away at Old Trafford have cemented him as a Spurs Legend for me.
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mystic arnold Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 7:11 am
Freund realised how lucky he was to be getting so much money for kicking a ball about if the more highly skilled players in the side at the time had put as much effort heart and commitment into playing as him then he would have achived a lot more it would be great to have hime back at the lane
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:29 pm
do u think it will b 4 3 3
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:38 pm
This is for all those who know Danny Rose. From this article, err..picture, you can see he is a proper footballer.
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11675/7882723/Rose-Harry-move-was-bold-?
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:39 pm
Anyone see the drunk driver Ray ‘the crab’ Wilkins giving it the Barry Mcuigan on Sky ? Another Arry apologist….on the plus side, good on Disco Danny Rose for his wise words….And did you ever clock Freunds Mrs at the Lane ? WUNDERBAR ! ….Yids.
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calebray Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:16 pm
remember the chelsea win in the cup?
me and my mate had travelled from home (nottinghamshire) and managed to obtain two tickets from a tout. The tickets were freunds – where his family usually sat from his allocation. He didnt play that game he was injured and sat two seats away giving us a dead eye until the crowd gave it some regarding him being a football genius then he laughed and seemed like a good bloke.
especially when melciott was put on his arse and we scored.
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:41 pm
Fruend loves chicken badge!!!! Pinch me, this week has been so positive…. Ahhhh the joys of the lillywhite roller coaster
Might have to try and sneak into Dan’s heavily guarded gated community down here in the Banana Republic and leave a bottle on his door step…. COYS
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melcyid Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 6:46 pm
I’ll meet you there and stick a flag on his lawn
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:41 pm
shoot!!!
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July 8th, 2012 at 6:54 pm
I’m liking the cut of Vertongens jib….could be a Keith Osgood for the modern era….could that boy tuck home a penalty ! …Yida.
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:01 pm
Hhahhaha why not?! He apparently scored more goals than our entire back four last season.
I might be hitting Leo Sayer meltdown again
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:02 pm
Throw my name in that hat, good sir if you please!
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:05 pm
HH,
Have you given a thought to dropping a big I TOLD YOU SO to the slags who have been riding out your good name about being ITK?
After all we heard it all here first.
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:12 pm
The clincher for the case methinks.
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:10 pm
Don’t suppose you have a case for a Nokia 2110?
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:17 pm
The picture of Albert Einstein must relate to the theory of relativity.
Whats poignant is the relativity between us and them.
We are on the way up and they on the way down.
For a new IPhone 5 case name me who they are and who we are and write a 160 worder on why we are better than them.
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melcyid Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:27 pm
he’s not a rocket scientist is he?
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:32 pm
Take away the first equation you thought of and you might just get it
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Gary B Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 8:55 pm
He was light years ahead of his time.
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melcyid Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:34 pm
by the time we reach the super value trainers stadium in tyneside AVB will have his assembled team champing at the bit ready to bolt from the stalls.
Cant believe we won’t have a shiny new striker this time out.
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:55 pm
Honestly Mel have to tell you that I havent had these many shovers since we signed Jimmy Greaves.
It feels like that time again.
You know a season before we won the double was disapointing because we nearly won the league but we were good but not great.The next season we were great.
I think Harry was limited and we should now stop the anti Harry rhetoric and give him his place in history and move forward.
I love this time.Its going to happen.Ive been waiting for many years and I feel it now because I think if Levy gives him a chance (and I think he will) and we give him a chance (doubtful) AVB will leave no stone unturned.
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:56 pm
shovers is shivers
Razspur Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 8:02 pm
Harry who ?
Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 8:10 pm
Hotspur?….Of course its not (it is) No its that other Harry (no its not) you know the Harry that talks to the press (ITK’s) I would never say anything bad about Harry Hotspur (no,not until I win the case) What case? (The chicken badge court case?) No look now is the time to forgive both Harry’s plus both of them have split personalities (its like at the end of the Euros they go to personalities) yes we should support them and them and them and them.All of the Harrys.
NO?
oh.
Razspur Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 9:26 pm
Harry Worth, he had split personality disorder, didn’t he find a shop window and hold out his left arm and leg and the reflection made hom whole.
Harry H Corbett he had his arm up Sooty for 40 years.
Harry Enfield, multiple personas.
Dirty Harry, do ya feel lucky punk !
Debbie Harry, corrrrrrrrr…..do ya feel lucky punk !
Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 10:53 pm
Ha..Ha..Harry Worth yes leg,shop window,reflection..sounds like Bentley with out the reflection…Harry H Corbett had his hand up the dirt old man for 40 years….
AUSTRIAN JUDGE 9.5
GERMAN JUDGE 8.7 (PREFERS THE MR HILTER SKETCH)
RUSSIAN (ALSO HAS A DOG NAMED ROSIE) 4.2
ANY ONE OF THE HARRYS 3.9
(Though the Harry we all love says “‘e was good enough to win it” before he ran off to Abu Dhabi)
July 8th, 2012 at 7:17 pm
The two players I’ve been crying out for since last December were Vertonghen and Llorente, we’re halfway there now go get the Striker, you know it makes sense.
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:21 pm
Im all for Llorente and even forsaking Mouhtino for now for him when we sell Modric.
We have enough supply now anyway if you count the wingers,backs,Ade,Sandro and Sigg (ok and maybe Parker)
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kenny powers Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 8:29 pm
Not sure llorente is all that.
Wasn’t impressed at all at the friendly at the lane last year.
Maybe I’m wrong and its just every time I see him for bilbao he has an ordinary game.
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Razspur Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 10:54 pm
He is the star in an ordinary team and as main striker relies on the service supplied from midfield, a step up to the EPL with better support would see him at the. Top of his game. Great with the ball at close quarters, effective in the air, VG at hold up play, Ade and Fernando would be awesome, shock and awe.
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 11:25 pm
Absolutely Razpur! Wot? Wot did you say? Could you explain that on a blackboard with chalk,or maybe an IPad without a case?
Look I absolutely believe that Llorente has to goods.Kenny cant go by one or two games he watched.3 Minutes of You Tube highlites tell a much more profound story.
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:17 pm
From this side of The Pond, the summer business has indeed been excellent. I’m hoping Modric leaves once and for all, and that we use the cash for a replacement + Ade.
Oh, may I please have my name in the hat as well, Sir?
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Razspur Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:26 pm
Could I just have the hat as I have an iPhone case, thank you in anticipation.
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Gary B Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 9:11 pm
My iPhone case comes up next week.
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Razspur Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 11:16 pm
It’s been deferred, Jimmy Carrs Tax case takes presidance, presedense, pre see dance, FFS it’s more important.
essexian76 Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 7:19 pm
Presidents?
July 8th, 2012 at 7:30 pm
What’s an iPhone?
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:33 pm
its like a Matterdear
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Gary B Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 9:06 pm
It’s the thing that goes between two words.
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 11:26 pm
fcuck it took me all day to get that one.
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:31 pm
Great signing! Oh would love that iPhone case, please please please!!! COYS!!!
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:33 pm
Great news and activities at WHL. But what about Adebayor? Does anyone know whether he will sign for us or not? I read today that allegedly a deal was done with man city…. any truth in that?
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:34 pm
a bunch of grovelling fcuckers……DID I WIN????????
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:37 pm
Is it possible I could exchange and mart it for a microfibre glasses cleaner?
No?
Fascist.
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:35 pm
It’s gonna get a whole lot better than this, some big stuff coming up for us yids, gooners are gonna wonder what has hit them.
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:35 pm
i haven’t got an iphone but put me in the hat because that is how i roll,
freund obviously likes the club so thats good enough for me,
@boycharioteer
regarding radio i don’t think you should get rid of talksh***,i mean i don’t litsen in the day but i like friday nights review and listen to radio 5/talksh*** in the footy season a lot,i like the old radio
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Boy Charioteer Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 11:52 pm
I’ll still keep my fm radio, No digital stations though. Talksport is on the Freeview box. My wife always has Smooth Radio on that so i don’t get much of a look in. Or some dreadful telly.
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essexian76 Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 7:18 pm
What you no like Ted Rodgers and Dusty Bin?, all time classic
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:36 pm
Yes Stefan has landed a coaching role at WHL. After passing his HGV and Panzer III Tank Test in the Sturmgesunch he is now licensed to drive the Team Coach provided all passengers are seated and belted and Charlie Pride is playing on the old 8 track.
“Oh the Crystal shandaleers light up……”
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:40 pm
you schmuck you have already won the case.
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Razspur Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 7:45 pm
Just the hat Ronnie, case still up for grabs….Keep posting !
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:37 pm
Brilliant blogg. Harry delivers again.
I am ecstatic about Mr. Freud returning. Our club really meant something to him and he will inject some real soul into the dressing room. Another good fit.
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:37 pm
good to have a CB on board,experienced too which we needed
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:38 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6A6pMO_WKM
I’m so excited.
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:39 pm
Chicken Badge goes,a Good old Freund arrives along with half the German Midfield line.
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:46 pm
If its of any interest…when I clocked the aforementioned Mrs Freund at a Yids v Wimbledon game , she was clad in tight leather trousers….I believe Steffen had a matching pair….Krauts eh ? Always at he cutting edge of fashion…..Yids.
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 8:53 pm
More
I said.. 
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:47 pm
http://www.sportal.co.nz/football-news-display/lampard-avb-lucky-to-coach-spurs-186324
This article made me laugh. Fat Frank defending his undefendable uncle. IGNORANT fu*kwit.
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July 8th, 2012 at 7:58 pm
Time to give Harry Redknapp his place in history and move ion!
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kojac Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 8:00 pm
surely the redknapps will be on almost every live tv game going especially ours
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Razspur Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 8:07 pm
Not if we can get him the doorman post at the Excelsior in Abu Dhabi, and the earnings are tax free.
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 8:13 pm
‘I can get you a cab nudge nudge say no more and get you in to see the Abhu Dhabi Rangers behind the King,wink wink say no more……wots that?’
‘Its a cheque’
‘Can you make it out to Rosie’
kojac Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 8:25 pm
if only i could photoshop,harry in a doorman outfit would look pretty good
July 8th, 2012 at 8:02 pm
I would be delighted to receive a free iphone case
On Topic – I am looking forward to see forward thinking coaching, I am all for “keeping it simple” but I think a bit more than “run around at bit and score” is needed at prem level..
I am also looking forward to seeing a set piece which actually makes it over the first defender!
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July 8th, 2012 at 8:12 pm
Does anyone have a toilet plunger I can borrow? i’ve got a 12″ Materface blocking the flow of more credible debris down there and i just can’ shift him.
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 8:15 pm
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kojac Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 8:21 pm
exchange & mart might have something
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Don Mcallisters Ford Capri Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 8:38 pm
Use ‘ The Mirrors’ John Dross to rod him out….he’s used to plating Matterfaces April on a daily basis so is perfect for said job…..
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July 8th, 2012 at 8:32 pm
Hopefully in the hat. COYS
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July 8th, 2012 at 8:33 pm
Excited about Jan the Man. But sober about what we can achieve if Modric goes and we don’t get 17 goals 13 assists Ade. The work has just begun. Maybe that’s why it began so early.
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david Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 8:47 pm
I reckon Modric will go but a lot of rumours saying Ade is ours.
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shevyiddo Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 9:35 pm
..apparently Ade wants Spurs all the way and shitty want rid to free up on wages.Levy is apparently working it so off the £10 mill’ shitty wanted they get £5 and Ade gets £5 to make up for his wages….could be bollocks but sounds very Levyesque to me and could explain why we aint heard too much striker talk???
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david Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 9:45 pm
Levy’s transfer dealings do require a lot of patience from us long suffering fans but when you consider we paid approx 10 million for Vertonghan and Man U are supposed to be offering 15 million for Baines (Everton seeking 20 million) maybe we should not complain too much.
July 8th, 2012 at 8:40 pm
The Case has been Won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dont move your markers PLEASE!!!!!
“GALLAS,LEDLEY,get back there quickly…..Dawson hobble on…Jan stop waffling…oh youve stopped….WALKER you are a DEFENDER…..ASSOU stop pissing about…BRAD FFS come out for the HIGH ONES!!!!!”
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July 8th, 2012 at 8:46 pm
These nobs are starting to develop a morbid obsession with us, even making blog posts whenever we sign a player. Needless to say the tone of the discussion resembles that of an estate agents convention. Please go and wind them up if you feel like it, it’s very very easy, if also quite unrewarding due to the barrel-scraping level of ‘banter’ they engage in. I would but they banned me last year when I commented a couple of times on a post where they said Levy was committing crimes against humanity and football for not allowing Modric to go.
http://www.weaintgotnohistory.com/2012/7/8/3144992/tottenham-upgrade-their-central-defence?
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kojac Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 9:14 pm
stay nearer home LLL,its much safer
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shevyiddo Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 9:41 pm
Couldn’t resist it mate…they make it sooo easy as well lol
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July 8th, 2012 at 8:58 pm
Danny Boy seems to reward loyalty, Clive Allen, Sir Les, Tim Sherwood and now, Steffan Freund. Good on him, he likes the ex-players who kept an touch and still refer to the club as ‘we’.
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July 8th, 2012 at 9:00 pm
Did’nt Clive Allen get the Spanish with all the other mob ?
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Gary B Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 9:18 pm
Can only assume that he’s still with us. It would’ve made the news and the Official site would have thanked him for all his work.
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cookiebun Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 9:22 pm
He’s still there.
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July 8th, 2012 at 9:02 pm
freund arrives ,the ginger revolution continues unabated
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July 8th, 2012 at 9:15 pm
Steffen was a regular pundit on German football matches, always talked sense and will know the ins and outs of the Bundesliga. Valuable addition.
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July 8th, 2012 at 9:22 pm
The difference is Levy. Levy is our Dein. When the scum had Dein they grew a stadium and filled it with world class players and won things. Then his jealous buddies sold him out to Kronke and now they’re fucked. Meanwhile, back at the Lane, we had a series of comedians (scholar/venables) and then a shrewdy who used us to win the bskyb set top box contract by swapping our vote on TV rights for it (Sugar). Now we have levy and they have a knob it is only a matter of time. It might be 3 years or 10 years, but if we pray that Wenger and Kronke stay in charge and keep Dein out, we will reign in our backyard.
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July 8th, 2012 at 9:23 pm
HH – Has Steffan won the iPhone Case.
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July 8th, 2012 at 9:29 pm
WE’RE COMING FOR YOU ARSENAL!!
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July 8th, 2012 at 9:31 pm
Will Stefan Freund be the new assistant manager
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July 8th, 2012 at 9:57 pm
I just knew it!
http://flateric-chelseafc.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/john-terry-wins-wimbledon.html
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July 8th, 2012 at 10:00 pm
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 11:30 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUhLIjlTNSk
Catherine Tate is the absolute best.She has also got a devastating left foot
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melcyid Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 11:59 pm
this goes a long way for the acceptance of gingers in society,I am glad that at THFC we do our bit.Ive even got a friend whos a bit ginger.
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Razspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 12:02 am
But is he really “A Friend”
Razspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 12:00 am
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their hair but by the content of their character.
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 12:29 am
stamp out gingervitis NOW!!!!
melcyid Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 2:46 am
that was a great speech from one of ledleys uncles.
July 8th, 2012 at 10:27 pm
Steffen Freund has been managing the German U16s and 17s for the past three years – does this mean that he is joining the development side of the club under Sherwood ?
Hopefully he has not come to train Gylfi, Hudd and VDV how to shoot from outside the box.
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July 8th, 2012 at 10:40 pm
Pre season training
SF-Lennon you haf not been tracking back for 20 mins, Vot es your Name!
Al-Eh Lennon, Aaron Lennon.
SF-Track back or ve vill use live ammunition !
AL-Jees I feel sick.
SF-Not zat old chestynut again, Vot es your firing squad number ?
AL-mmmmmmmm
SF-ve haf vays
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July 8th, 2012 at 11:03 pm
At the time of writing the Give away a free plastic case was several Iphones behind the previous articles.Its 122 comments were some 2 miles behind both the John Cross article and even more to the frontrunner,the Erik Sykes copped it article.
This either means that the other articles were much more relevant or that Harry Hotspur is a cheap bastard who got a present from his shrink and now wants to use it to squeeze out as much creativity from the crowd as possible….well it obviously didn’t work did it.
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Razspur Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 11:12 pm
Ve vill not be playing hees little gamses.
Repete after me, I vill stays on ze training ground unteel I can beat Bale goalmouth to goalmouth.
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 11:20 pm
It did work
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July 8th, 2012 at 11:28 pm
Nurse…Nurse, can I have the sponge bath now !
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 8th, 2012 at 11:32 pm
I said it was the foam
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July 8th, 2012 at 11:29 pm
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July 8th, 2012 at 11:33 pm
Surrounded by drunk nurses lastnight, if I only knew you needed a spounge
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July 9th, 2012 at 12:01 am
I reckon the greenman will score more goals than modders this season even playing further back.
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July 9th, 2012 at 12:28 am
Arbeit!!!
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July 9th, 2012 at 5:20 am
Great news that on the back of his legendary scoring record at THFC, Freund is our new attack coach.
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July 9th, 2012 at 6:01 am
Missed Wimbledon and just wondered what kit John Terry wore when collecting the winners trophy?
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Boy Charioteer Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 6:13 am
Probably the “Footballers Wives” edition by Ann Summers.
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david Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 8:15 am
Have a look at my post at 9.57 last night.
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Razspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:14 am
None, he was the streaker, BBC managed to cover his bits with a cunningly disguised pimple.
Sue Barker said “Little interruptions like that are now part and parcel of live commentary, you don’t get this type of impromptu comedy on Talksport, pity the stupid cunt tripped over the net though and had to be escorted off in handcuffs.”
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essexian76 Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 7:15 pm
Handcuffs as well, I bet he was orgasmic
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July 9th, 2012 at 6:25 am
i have noticed there s no gooners making comment on here lately . could it be something to do with losing rvp . HH i dont want the iPhone case . nothing but good news the last few days .what a change.I am soooo looking forward to the first match .COYS
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July 9th, 2012 at 6:42 am
What’s an iphone?
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July 9th, 2012 at 7:03 am
Having supported Spurs since th days of Crooks Archibald Ardilles and Hoddle I can’t remember being this excited and expectant about a preseason and the coming season. If rumours are true and we get Ade, we are one or two players away from being awesome (on paper only at the moment that is). If AVB can get more out of either Bentley or Gio also,we are totally on like Donkey Kong!!
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:19 am
I believe that the most influential footballer ever to wear the Lilywhite shirt, Danny Blanchflower would be excited and proud of the recent steps taken in the evolution of his beloved Spurs.
Danny had a vision for this club when he signed almost 60 years ago under the tutelage of Aurther Rowe, we have had our moments over those 60 years but never really dominated, never reached our full potential, is this the time ?
It is virtually unheard of in modern day football for a backwater like Manchester to dominate it’s National League, the Capital City’s top team generally wins the Premiership, let us rise to the challenge. COYGS
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Razspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:22 am
Arthur……bloody predictive text crap.
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anlarblud Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:52 am
I think you’ll find Paris, Rome, Berlin (Bonn – W. Ger), Edinburgh are lagging behind the likes of Lyon, Milan, Glasgow and Munich – so it’s pretty much heard of in loads of countries…still about time we set that straight!
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Razspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:27 am
There will always be a few exceptions, PSG will address the French one, but bye and large Capitals rule.
Scotland can’t really count anymore due to Rangers debacle and Italian football is too corrupt to earn any credence.
Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:42 am
Bournemouth is lagging behind Boscombe,Southend is lagging behind both Chalkwell and Westcliff, Margate is lagging behind Cliftonville and Brighton is lagging behind Hove.
Also Whelks are currently lagging behind Cockles.
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Razspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:45 am
Ronnie have you stopped taking the tablets again ? Double up at lunchtime and 3 a day thereafter.
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:52 am
God forgot the three blue ones this morning…
July 9th, 2012 at 10:01 am
Do you deliver to Australia ? If you do put me in the hat, if you don’t feckoffski….
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bdgreenway Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:18 am
no one delivers to perth
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:08 am
They dont even deliver from Melbourne to Perth!
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Razspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 12:00 pm
I thought Perth was in Bonnie Scotland where most gingers come from.
Let the wind blow high,
Let the wind blow low,
Through the streets in me Kilt I’ll go,
All the Gingers say Hello,
Ronald where’s your Trousers.
July 9th, 2012 at 10:13 am
Apparently AVB has signed a Portugese first team coach- Luis Martins…
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TMWNN Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:25 am
Is head coach and first team coach the same as manager and assistant, or is there a another role of assistant head coach.
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astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 5:00 pm
He’s coach to the assistant caretaker, looking after training with the manager overseeing the coaching and tactical training.
All clear now?
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Gary B Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 6:49 pm
Wow, Astro, training coaches, opposition scouting coaches, tactical coaches, add that to our squad of last year plus new signings, my eyes are glazing over…or is that just down to the booze?
July 9th, 2012 at 10:36 am
Rumours abound that Modric and VdV will both be on board this season along with Ade. Freund says Veeeery interestink….
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:43 am
VDV can only be an impact player this season I think.But a really good one.
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LLL Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:50 am
I fear he’ll cut a sulky, disruptive figure if he’s told to sit and wait to make his impact.
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:05 am
Do you mean stamp his feet and throw his water bottle…..VDV??? NEVER!!!!!!
July 9th, 2012 at 10:41 am
On board what, Roman’s yacht? Load of old bollocks.
VdV might be here, so might Adebayor.
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July 9th, 2012 at 10:45 am
Can’t quite believe that. Modric has all but swapped his Lillywhites for Real’s according to the press.
As for Rafa, the time would seem right for Levy to cash in while he still can. We had a good couple of years from him but he will not fit AVB’s tactics as he is so un-versatile that we had to change everything to accommodate him. He will also be the first to kick up a stink, perhaps even Lampard-style, if he’s benched as he’s used to being the top man under Redknapp. So yeah, cash in now and say thanks for the memories. I’m sure we would get 10m or so for him, money back or even better.
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Gus Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:47 am
Oh all right then…
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Razspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:49 am
Completely agree LLL , he was great at times but we’ve moved on and up, square peg round hole, thanks for letting us have him Sylvie and I wouldn’t mind having ………………….
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Razspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:54 am
Sylvie can play keepie uppies with me all night.
I am not as good asi once was but am as good once as ever I was.
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astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 4:58 pm
I think with Sylvie, you’d only get as far as keepy… Uppy would need to wait until after a rest and slice of pizza.
Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:07 am
Ah Silvie….Ah Silvie…….
Oh God that was good…
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essexian76 Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 7:13 pm
Perv’s the lot of Ya!..and I’m stuck with Anne Widdicombe’s lady garden you lucky people!
July 9th, 2012 at 10:54 am
As much as I have enjoyed having him play in lilywhite he won’t be able to keep up with AVB’s new style ofplay
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July 9th, 2012 at 11:28 am
Read News Now Plastic IPhone Case 24/7
The ITK in charge of this section has now predicted a winner….Hold on…its coming through as we speak….dot dot dash dot dash
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Razspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:53 am
Wadda ya mean Plastic ? Not Ledder , can’t be seen in the Conservative club with a Plastic case, please omit me from this competition, I shall speak to my legal team in reference to sub-standard goods mask o raiding as quality merchandise.
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July 9th, 2012 at 11:31 am
I think Real is tight on cash and that Levy is well negotiating as we speak,looking right now to pull on the coup of the century….
Stay Tuned….
I mean that
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Gus Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 12:00 pm
Cash and players??? Higuain Diarra or Sahin or two of three???
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LLL Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 12:23 pm
The Daily Mail have put 2 and 2 together and come up with a load of bollocks as usual. They say 28m+ Carvalho – at “AVB’s request”. Yeah, a 34 year old defender is right up his street I’m sure, and at a 12m value too, certainly. In their defence, he is, you know, Portuguese, so you do the math.
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Alspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Ronnie – what do you think of this article, in the context of your argument that Modric isn’t a game changer…
(Not having a go, just interested in your thoughts…)
http://www.eplindex.com/16299/premier-league-2011-12-top-creators-and-their-positions.html?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=premier-league-2011-12-top-creators-and-their-positions
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Ronnie Wolman Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 10:58 pm
Alspur I dont go by statistics in footie.
Tottenham being a team with so many attacking players is dynamic when they are running forward. Modric adds to that. I just feel that killer passes are few and the odd shot is a really good one.
I find when we need a game changer it was VDV or Bale making it happen or maybe Lennon.
Im not saying Modric isnt good.He is a good even great player but we need the type of player who will change a game. He doesnt in my opinion,well not like a Silva or even Mata. Its an opinion and in footie thats what I like about it.You can throw some of the statistics out….except of course Messis
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astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 4:57 pm
When do cash & player deals ever happen? Aren’t they just the biggest myth on the planet, along with the Yeti & Bigfoot.
… Breaking news, Tokyo braced for Godzilla exit in monster + Cash deal for Yeti & Bigfoot.
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July 9th, 2012 at 11:36 am
I think apart from anything else, Modric should be thanking Levy for not allowing him to leave for Chelsea last Summer. Cos now he gets to play for the real deal, not those classless, shabby chancers. I’m sure he would have watched their appalling CL campaign and seen there would have been no place for him in their anti-football / hoofball style.
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Razspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 11:43 am
Sadly I believe the Croat would look back on last season and count the number of ” Cans of Beans ” he could have bought.
Like Chicken Badge/No like Chicken Badge…me like Beanz.
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Habib Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Spurs have not said anything. Real have not said anything. Modric or his agent have not said anything.
I’m not sure this is on.
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Spurstacus Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 7:21 pm
You and me Habib.
July 9th, 2012 at 12:06 pm
Daily and Sunday Express state that Abramovich is going to pay £36 mil for Modric…the striker.
FFS how do these useless wankers get work.
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astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 4:49 pm
Genius. It really does beggars belief.
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July 9th, 2012 at 12:16 pm
That must be Fluka Modric the striker who plays for Dubrovnik Divers.
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July 9th, 2012 at 12:33 pm
Just seen pictures of the boys back @ training on the Daily Wail site – J*!%s skulking around in the background FFS.
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astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 4:53 pm
Yeah, he is kind of hanging around the back of that white van a bit… Maybe he was delivering the kit or something.
Nice to see lots of smiles there though and AVB looking the man. That’s quite a clip-board full of crossword puzzles he’s got there though. I wonder what Azza was making of it all?
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Spurstacus Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 7:14 pm
He really does look like he’s skulking doesn’t he?
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July 9th, 2012 at 12:45 pm
Interesting article by Martin Samuel aka Andy Fordham (pre-mega diet)in the Nazi News. Claims he’d have ‘Arry over AVB, citing how Porto were already a success before him, how ‘Arry saved us from utter destruction yadda yadda
. I suppose he would with Redknapp Jr writing for the same rag.
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astromesmo Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 4:51 pm
I’m beginning to think that Harry & Martin Samuel have a secret love-child somewhere. I mean, stick up for your mate and all that kind of stuff but to bad-mouth someone else through your column is just nonsense.
I think one of the things I despised most about the original piece that Samuel wrote was that he tried to get at us by having a cheap shot at Martinez. The guy really is a foul excuse for a human being.
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Spurstacus Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 7:21 pm
FWIW M Samuel is a Tottingham.
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MitchellThomas Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 8:13 pm
Sadly no mate. A happy Hammer to the core is our Martin. Possible H Samuel is one of us mind you. Spurs Sovereign ring anyone?
July 9th, 2012 at 3:05 pm
Jan Vertonghen skill:
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Nicky B Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 3:05 pm
Ummm, try here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1somzNJ0DxA
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July 9th, 2012 at 3:42 pm
Bradley Wiggins wins Time Trial by 35 secs, first ever stage win in TDF, the guy is an iron man. Stretches lead after 9th stage to 1min 53secs and at 15/8 today.
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SpursSince67 Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 7:12 pm
I’m with you Razspur, loving ITV 4s live coverage of the TdF…All this media excitement about Murray and here we have the 1st ever Brit about to win the TdF after over a 100 years…barely getting a mention, Chris Froome now up to 3rd in GC, great to see the Brots giving it some to the Euro chappies…..what with this and all that’s evolving at the Lane these days it’s a brilliant Summer despite the frigging weather !
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Razspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 9:38 pm
If Bradley wins this he should be SPOTY it would be a magnificent achievement and as you say, hardly a mention.
Great coverage on ITV 4.
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July 9th, 2012 at 5:40 pm
Harry Kane ….Vanderfaateque finish Ade who?
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MysteriousStranger Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 5:52 pm
Nice strike, good timing. Question marks about his hairstyle.
(Eurosport now, for those who don’t know).
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benspur Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 6:09 pm
Blame it on beckham he started these numty cuts…arrr the yoof of today bless em
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July 9th, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Everything is good except the hideous spectre of Bentley and Jenas getting a second chance.
Get rid they are the shite on the shoes our our club.
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TMWNN Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 8:09 pm
***** has got a great engine. Box to box etc. etc.
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July 9th, 2012 at 5:57 pm
“Jan Vertonghen – The Leader” Awesome Eredivisie Entertainment a cross between Bobby Moore and Ruud Krol. The only thing is he can only play like this to the sounds of Lady Gaga and Beyonce -I hope the spurs band are up to it!
Its gonna be Stella Artois and Belgian buns all round.
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July 9th, 2012 at 6:17 pm
https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/safe_image.php?d=AQDEYlET25CtDoen&url=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.tottenhamhotspur.com%2F%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2Fnews%2F2012-2013-folder-ALL-PIX%2FPRE-SEASON-TRAINING%2F09072012%2Ftraining_july9_730x270c.jpg
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39 39 39 Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 6:51 pm
Syrup!
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Spurstacus Reply:
July 9th, 2012 at 7:19 pm
YK says: watch as I poof on zis dandelion and mek a weesh.
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benspur Reply:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:13 am
Caption comp if I ever saw one.
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July 9th, 2012 at 8:50 pm
forwards Ade, Defoe ? ? Hopefully Dimaeo.
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July 9th, 2012 at 8:55 pm
Looks like someone smeared shit all over the newsdesk at ESPN in a dirty protest – or maybe it was bring your kids to work day, and they let the little wanker take the controls…..
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1123571/gareth-bale-can-leave-spurs-for-the-right-price?cc=5739#
…stick to baseball you cnuts!
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July 9th, 2012 at 9:02 pm
Anyone know when our new gaffer gives his first press conference?
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July 10th, 2012 at 9:35 am
Other sites are suggesting Lloris will choose Spurs over Arsenal. If we get him that will make three players choosing us over ‘Pool or Arsenal. High times indeed
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