Posted on Friday, 10th February 2012 by Harry Hotspur
Guten abend,
A caption competition with a difference then. Normally we start off with an innocent picture to which we all play games in order to add a funny/sinister/outright daft caption.
So this is a funny/sinister/outright daft picture to which we need to add an innocent caption.
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February 10th, 2012 at 10:10 pm
“so after Chic King we’re off for a Happy Finish at a little place i know ok Harry”
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
February 10th, 2012 at 10:11 pm
Bang bang
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February 10th, 2012 at 10:11 pm
Your a gorgeous wind up Mr H
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
February 10th, 2012 at 10:10 pm
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February 10th, 2012 at 10:14 pm
“OK Harry look down, no lower……lower…….just a little more……Ok, that is where Tottenham will be if I take over”
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Essexian76 Reply:
February 11th, 2012 at 12:55 am
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February 10th, 2012 at 10:16 pm
Harry, Avram and Scott sitting in a tree…
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February 10th, 2012 at 10:18 pm
Sorry, no caption. I’ve soiled myself. Back later…
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February 10th, 2012 at 10:28 pm
well arry I walked into this building that I thought was a warehouse,just like that!
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February 10th, 2012 at 10:32 pm
Avram: Oooh a penny on the ground
Harry: Fuck that, I’ll have to report it to HMR tax service
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February 10th, 2012 at 10:32 pm
So Harry let me make sure I have it right. My cut is in account number Scottie606 you say?
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February 10th, 2012 at 10:35 pm
It’s just not worth it Harry, England are shit, have always been shit, got a lucky linesman in ’66, born to disappoint, let some other mug take it on.
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February 10th, 2012 at 10:39 pm
I suppose you could always do it part time, but just do the England bit a bit half hearted, make Scotty captain, injure a few Chelsea and Arsenal players and rest all the Spurs players until the final of the world cup. job done.
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February 10th, 2012 at 10:45 pm
‘I know a guy, he can get 100/1 fixed odds on Spurs going down 2013. Scotty you’re no spring boychick and Harry, hey! I’ll make this club flatter than a lavosh stuck under Netenyahu’s tookus’
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February 10th, 2012 at 10:53 pm
I’m in Harrogate for the weekend!
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KevtheRev Reply:
February 10th, 2012 at 11:02 pm
Gonna rock bettys tea shop, oh yeah!
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February 10th, 2012 at 11:06 pm
AG:I knew Lennon when he was that high.
HR:HOW old was he?
AG:19
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February 10th, 2012 at 11:18 pm
AG: I bought a car and some scrote in a hoody wearing reebok classics came to my house while I was sleeping and shared it with me.
SP: Did he snore?
HR: Easy Duchess!
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Essexian76 Reply:
February 11th, 2012 at 1:05 am
I love consistency and continuity!
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February 10th, 2012 at 11:21 pm
AG:
Wine your body
Wriggle your belly
Dip and go down in a the new stylee
Wine and go up, wine and go down
Bubble and a rock ca the new style around
You fe line it up, you fe wine it up
Do the boomshackalak till the dance hall full up
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February 10th, 2012 at 11:22 pm
Let’s never ever joke about this
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February 10th, 2012 at 11:27 pm
Spot The Brown Envelope.
Win a wienerschnitzel.
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February 10th, 2012 at 11:30 pm
HR: No Avy you gotta take the envelope with out showing you hands, or they’ll have you. Go on Scotty show him.
SP: Look Mr Grant. Like this..
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February 10th, 2012 at 11:33 pm
I’ve just fallen out of my hammock!
In the name of all that is holy, please tell me that picture is a forgery………please, i beg of you…….
Can someone hold me please………anyone?……..
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Spurstacus Reply:
February 10th, 2012 at 11:48 pm
In the real picture they all have England kit on.
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Hartley Reply:
February 11th, 2012 at 12:17 am
Oh I do hope so…..
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Billy Legit Reply:
February 11th, 2012 at 12:26 am
I couldn’t give a monkey’s if it was an Outer Mongolian kit……..Avram Grant with the Mighty Cockerel on his chest is an abomination, an abomination i tell ya!!!
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Essexian76 Reply:
February 11th, 2012 at 1:01 am
Look what he did for Chelsea and West Ham- I
Avram Grant
February 10th, 2012 at 11:51 pm
HR: Deep in thought (Singing): “Don’t you wish your Left back was BAE, Don’t ya!”
AG: That masseuse you recommended Arry, she was the perfect height, you know what I am talking about Scotty!!
SP: Deep in thought and nodding: ” What the hell is he, a Director of footie? A failed manager? Or Jabba The Hut on a diet???”
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February 11th, 2012 at 12:00 am
?? ???? ??? – ?? ??????. sp – ?????? ????. ??? ???? ??????. ??? ???? ???? ??? ??? ???? ???? ???. ??? ????. ?? ???.
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February 11th, 2012 at 12:01 am
well that didn’t work – supposed to be hebrew script
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Hartley Reply:
February 11th, 2012 at 12:26 am
To be fair that was probably bang on…..all three of em either manage/d or play/played with those thoughts in their heads, so no surprise in training that there’s also nothing there….
Just to make things clear here, I’m not Arry’s biggest fan, I think Scott Parker is a poor man’s (tramps) Sandro but boy can he act, and Avram Grant is a TWAT!
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Essexian76 Reply:
February 11th, 2012 at 1:03 am
Harsh Harts-well on 2 out 3 counts (I meant counts, before you ask)
anyway
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jim Reply:
February 11th, 2012 at 1:11 am
Mum said, stop that silliness and go to bed.
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February 11th, 2012 at 12:36 am
AG – “So Levy told you we needed a grant to get the new stadium in place”
HR – “Yeah. Your the only grant i know”
SP – “You couldn’t get Eddie then”
HR – “I’m a football manager. Future England manager at that. Not a fackin wheeler dealer”
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Spurstacus Reply:
February 11th, 2012 at 4:02 am
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February 11th, 2012 at 12:40 am
If Redknapp thinks the Spurs fans who ring up talkshows are idiots, wait till he gets a nation worth of idiots on his case. Good luck with that one.
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February 11th, 2012 at 12:50 am
HR’It’s Lennon Avram-Little Lenny-Azza Blud or Do you mean Jermain?, little guy plays up top?’
SP ‘ No H, He’s waffling on about about his visit to that massage parlour isn’t he?’
HR-’Fuck knows Scott, no wonder everyfink he touches turn to shit, can’t understand a bleedin’ word’
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February 11th, 2012 at 1:12 am
An Israeli Tommy Cooper!
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Essexian76 Reply:
February 11th, 2012 at 1:27 am
Jus’ like dat
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Hartley Reply:
February 11th, 2012 at 10:04 am
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February 11th, 2012 at 2:52 am
HR: England job is heads, Tottenham job is tails. Scotty lad, you’ll be the next England captain if this is heads.
AG: It’s heads Harry.
HR: England! Get in! Now give me that coin back Avram before I forget. I’m fackin’ useless when it comes to money.
AG: Can I keep the coat?
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February 11th, 2012 at 7:21 am
That useless fucker Grant must have direct access to Merck pharmaceuticals or be some sort of hypnotist. How in god’s name are football clubs letting him anywhere near them? I always wondered how Clouseau or Jaques Tati would fare in the real world. Grant is living proof that it really is who you know in life and not what you do. Levy’s too cute to be suckered in, isn’t he?
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February 11th, 2012 at 8:51 am
AG: It’s just a small snip Scotty and then we have that racist Bast*rd Suarez kicking a Jew.
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February 11th, 2012 at 10:20 am
That picture is for real, what is most disturbing is Grant with the Spurs tracksuit on. Worrying times for all Spurs fans I feel
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melcyid Reply:
February 11th, 2012 at 11:16 am
not only that but its a managers tracksuit
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February 11th, 2012 at 10:21 am
Prattle?
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
February 11th, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Been busy.
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February 11th, 2012 at 11:00 am
HR “Well done Agent Grant. You did a great job for us at Chelski and Worst Ham. Your next assignment is at The Effeminates Stadium – Scottie, take him down the Seven Sisters Road and tell Whinger that Real Madrid want his number……”
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melcyid Reply:
February 11th, 2012 at 11:14 am
fox in the box
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February 11th, 2012 at 11:50 am
“So Harry, Pleaty says to me, you want her head about this height”
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February 11th, 2012 at 12:24 pm
Harry you bring Frank in, makes sense.
I`ll get my hands on some gold and Lady P`s driver here will get the Sun and the Myrrh.
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February 11th, 2012 at 1:03 pm
“Yes, Harry my boy, this is how high I got them in the league”
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February 11th, 2012 at 1:19 pm
AG..You mean you`ve signed a 6 year old to understudy Scottie, how long do you intend keeping him with Spurs and England?
HR..Could you play another 15 years at this level Scottie ?
PSB..Sure, not a problem boss 2026 World Cup at least.
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February 11th, 2012 at 1:41 pm
PNB.. even
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February 11th, 2012 at 1:42 pm
Interestingly Jamie Redknapp said earlier when asked about Harry’s England chances “Not in the foreseeable future” My bet’s looking quite good then?
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February 11th, 2012 at 1:44 pm
“These invisible dwarfs give amazing blow-jobs.”
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February 11th, 2012 at 2:59 pm
Cheese!!! It’s made of cheese, I tell you, HH…
Are we prattling?
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February 11th, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Good goal Mr Pienaar
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February 11th, 2012 at 3:07 pm
Peanut scores a good goal.
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February 11th, 2012 at 3:14 pm
That goal alone could be worth Peanut’s transfer fee!
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February 11th, 2012 at 3:24 pm
haha,the peanut loan comes good
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February 11th, 2012 at 3:24 pm
Agent Pienaar is working well for us.
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February 11th, 2012 at 4:12 pm
new blogs up chaps.
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