Posted on Tuesday, 8th November 2011 by Harry Hotspur
Good afternoon.
Poor old Pav. He has revealed to Sky Sports that he’s been struck down with neuralgia. This ought to be lesson to all Tottenham players who do not fully immerse themselves in the drinking culture. For all the perils of gout you know where you are with it. It’s a man’s ailment and one you can diagnose on sight. Pav haters must be in uproar…
Nothing to lift the bleak prospect of a football free weekend better than hurling some free stuff at one’s highly distinguished readership. That’s what I say. Identify this Magnificent Seven and I’ll mail you a copy of “The Perfect Game” the Official THFC DVD commemorating that 5-1 win against the Unwashed Wanderers From Woolwich on January 9th 2008.
All you have to do is identify this Magnificent Seven and mail the answer or a straightforward ‘send it to me you fat chancer’ type demand email to harry-hotspur@snack-media.com
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November 8th, 2011 at 1:35 pm
1st
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November 8th, 2011 at 1:39 pm
1. Candycane
2. Gingerbread man
3. Snowman
4. Mistletoe
5. & 6. Jinglebells
7. Holly
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Hartley Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 1:35 pm
You’ve got Mistletoe and Holly the wrong way round….
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LosLorenzo Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 2:20 pm
No. Mistletoe has the leaves with the pointy bits, and holly haas white berries. I checked
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Hartley Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 2:37 pm
Wikipedia?
89Spurs Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Well you had better check again, as holly can have both Red and White berries, and also leaves with or without pointy bits. Mistletoe only has green leaves and white berries. Sorry make!(mus ref.) Deck the Halls with whatever you want!
LosLorenzo Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 3:25 pm
I stand corrected, although I’m clearly not the only person on the internet who is confused.
mistletoe leaf
LosLorenzo Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 3:27 pm
My point being; a mixture of red/white berries and pointy/round leaves.
Apparently I have been inappropriately kiss-raping women standing underneath holly for years
jim Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 3:42 pm
Top bombing!
Astromesmo Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 6:10 pm
Mistletoe attaches itself to the branches of other trees – They must feel like they’re being strongled.
November 8th, 2011 at 3:25 pm
I spy with my little eye something begining with OPLC…..
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jim Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 3:45 pm
Something in the wind, and its not a spammers balloon.
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LosLorenzo Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 4:04 pm
Oh no, no again…
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November 8th, 2011 at 3:29 pm
Also, 89spurs, my good make. There’s no need to qualify your mus references around here.
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November 8th, 2011 at 3:40 pm
Who the hell is mus? Must be someone high up in the HH echelons. My first thought, a severe dyslexic. My second thought, nutter. My third, where’s the rum!
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Spurstacus Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 4:01 pm
mus is the fackinel mus make.
He is the blog talisman. He is responsible for the unforgettable ‘fackinel’, and the sublime ‘strongle’
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November 8th, 2011 at 3:46 pm
As Mus would say if he were here: fakinel look shut the mouth make you lot the fakin moan too much make.
Lol
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November 8th, 2011 at 3:56 pm
Fackinel make you lot mek me the so angry you think you know the sumfin i squiz the someone nek
I wanted to partake of the guess the player game but your christmas themed graphics have covered all the faces leaving just the shirts displayed. Its very difficult to tell who’s who. Dont know if any one else has this problem or does my browser need resetting. Make.
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November 8th, 2011 at 4:37 pm
Poor old Pav. His ‘injury’ is so bad, he has decided to fly to Russia tonight to play football.
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Astromesmo Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 6:05 pm
About time he tried playing football. (Drum roll)
(You set em up… I’ll tap em in)
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Billy Legit Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 6:20 pm
“I’ll tap em in”
Pav can’t even do that at the moment
(Blinding piledriver in Europa notwithstanding)
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November 8th, 2011 at 6:07 pm
I must say, it looks like a right old pair of bell-ends in 5&6 but that’s got to be some throw, to get that snowman right on his head from the Park Lane like that in no.3.
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November 8th, 2011 at 6:11 pm
Number 6 is black
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 9:53 pm
That is Johnterryist
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November 8th, 2011 at 6:13 pm
Number 2 is Harry Grout.
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 9:51 pm
Might be ‘Orrible Ives
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November 8th, 2011 at 6:34 pm
Number 4′s an evil fly
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November 8th, 2011 at 8:41 pm
About time we offloaded Pav to Sunderland or Stoke. Or maybe a swap deal with Villa for Bent (and they can keep J****).
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Billy Legit Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 9:17 pm
Bent back at Spurs!……over Sandra’s dead body.
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Steveo1987 Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 9:39 pm
C’mon you tell I’m bored……….
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Billy Legit Reply:
November 8th, 2011 at 9:56 pm
I’m with ya Steveo, that’s why i’m off for a
November 8th, 2011 at 11:01 pm
“C’mon you tell I’m bored” fakinel I’m turning in to the mus with that grammar!
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melcyid Reply:
November 9th, 2011 at 12:30 am
I need 2 games a week to function normally.
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November 9th, 2011 at 12:35 am
Pav’s gone soft in tropical London. Neuralgia, “nerve pain” brought on by cold (sub arctic temperatures)…This plonker is a Russian fcol, He should be used to the climes of his homeland. He was also the only Spurs player (other than Carlo C) who was wearing gloves… He probably had a full body stocking on complete with thermal jocks and vest. He more than likely suffered a crook back because he wasn’t in his normal horizontal position on the ground as it probably didn’t have underground heating.
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melcyid Reply:
November 9th, 2011 at 1:30 am
hes a sheepherder from the steppes
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LosLorenzo Reply:
November 9th, 2011 at 7:02 am
Not claiming crazypavin has been the embodiment of manliness for us, but I do feel I need to correct you on the gloves point. At least a few others had gloves on. Think it was Bassoon, Fredericks and Falque (or was it Townsend?).
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November 9th, 2011 at 1:32 am
from the picture up top he appears to have turned purple and is wearing a thong.
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November 9th, 2011 at 10:34 am
A great laugh! The tears were rolling down, Fackinel, strongle and make, will never be forgotten. Use them all the time now, soon be in OE Dictionary latest edition. Thanks to all.
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