Posted on Thursday, 14th July 2011 by Harry Hotspur
I’m planning to swerve any legal action against me in relation to hacking Levy’s office the other day on the grounds of insanity. My legal representative is none other than Mr Sidney Trotter QC of Vader & Sons, Whetstone Ltd. Mr Trotter told me confidentially, ‘I believe we can fly.‘
So in for a penny, in for a five stretch says I. This was stolen from THFC this afternoon and my thanks to the light fingered HH reader Vanderfaart for sharing his spoils with us.
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July 14th, 2011 at 3:53 pm
Goes without saying he hates raunchy talk.
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July 14th, 2011 at 3:54 pm
Brilliant, HH. Triffic even.
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July 14th, 2011 at 4:01 pm
Ok, so the short arse has decided to chase money by handing in a transfer request. Why don’t we slap a 45m quid price tag on him, and get at least a shed load of dosh to use for buying in something decent! If you think that 45m is too much for Chelski, think what they wasted on a useless striker that scored 1 goal in half a season!
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Devonshirespur Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 4:32 pm
we don’t want to admit that every player has a price otherwise we will lose everyone who is any good.
Sends out the wrong signals.
Whether Luka goes or not will depend on how he behaves and whenther he is committed to the cause.
Even if he is trouble I think we will hang on to him because even this time next year or next Jan someone would offer £30m for him
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July 14th, 2011 at 4:01 pm
Looks about right to me.
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July 14th, 2011 at 4:02 pm
Nice. My first laugh of the day, hopefully not my last.
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July 14th, 2011 at 4:02 pm
Classic!
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July 14th, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Suberb Harry. Laughed so much a little wee came out!
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 4:19 pm
Nice.
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BaconFlavouredSnackHead Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 4:34 pm
Don’t lie you ass-suck.
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July 14th, 2011 at 4:21 pm
GUYS GUY GUYS MODRIC IS GOING TO MAN UTD WITH BERBATOV GOING THE OTHER WAY , £30,000,000 IS THE FIGURE BEING MENTIONED ROSSI WILL COME TO SPURS AS SIR ALEX WILL PUT HIS KINDNESS TO ROSSI SPURS WILL ALSO SIGN SAMBA AND ALEX AND DIARRA TO FINISH HARRY HAS A FEW OF HIS OWN TOP PLAYERS HE WOULD LOVE AT THE LANE COYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Astromesmo Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 4:27 pm
Lay off the Red Bull in the afternoon possibly?
Although the idea of Ratty going anywhere but the Fridge appeals, I can’t see Fergie doing anyone but Whyte & Mackay or Glenfiddich any favours.
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George Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 4:28 pm
Haha!
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Alspur Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 6:28 pm
Interesting…
…if Berbatoss and Rafa managed to get on the same wavelength, I could see us scoring a shedload…
…if not, there’s going to be an awful lot of sulking before bedtime…
Alspur Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 6:40 pm
Hmmmm… it was all going half-arsedly well, until I re-read your magnificent ITK-ness, again…
…so, we’ll sell Modric to Yanited and Chelsea will sell us Alex? If Modric doesn’t end up at SecondHandFridge, there’s no way Spurs and Chelscum will be doing any business in this window…
Sorry: FAIL.
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July 14th, 2011 at 4:27 pm
No like chicken badge is still lighting up my life.
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 4:32 pm
The rest is funny. But that line casually eclipses them.
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Chirpy Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 5:35 pm
‘…I am Peacock, let me fly.”
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Chirpy Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 5:41 pm
Double-H, when will your new line of (shotdeadinthehead.com) Katherine Hamnett style ‘LUKA SAY…’ t-shirts be available?
http://queensofvintage.com/kings-of-vintage-strong-and-bold-eighties-t-shirts
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July 14th, 2011 at 4:30 pm
what going to happen to bale,that boy sounds like he keeps his word…….
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July 14th, 2011 at 4:31 pm
He’s Australian I thought? Or am I missing another of your classic in-jokes?
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PacketOfBaconFriesOnMyFace Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Gives a munch at your coupon………
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 4:50 pm
I think he’s got US citizenship, but Mde de Hotspur has now just advised me that he will stand – so I’m changing it now anyway
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July 14th, 2011 at 4:34 pm
Absolutely brilliant, made me laugh so loud I woke the office up though that I’d popped a pill again.
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July 14th, 2011 at 4:41 pm
ha, very good….just missing (as dougie said) no likey raunchy talking
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July 14th, 2011 at 4:43 pm
I no like play with tall Circus man… Actually laughed all day with that one. Still laughing now, tears and everything. Live you Sir H
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July 14th, 2011 at 4:44 pm
your funniest yet HH
Like Kev I love the circus man and rush goalie
NOW CAN WE FUCKING SIGN SOMEONE WHO AINT 12 OR 212
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July 14th, 2011 at 4:47 pm
It been a long day, but that was worth a good laugh.
Any more?
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July 14th, 2011 at 4:49 pm
lovin’ it..
funny for a subject which is so far been about as amusing as syphilis
it’s getting copied & put up in the locker room at work for the other long suffering spurs fans.
nice one..
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July 14th, 2011 at 5:21 pm
Absolute classic again Mr H.
‘No like share room with monkey’ priceless!
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 5:38 pm
Presume this is Charlie
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Spellers Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 9:56 pm
It’s Bale surely …?
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July 14th, 2011 at 5:42 pm
Fabulous Cant stop laughing. (no like play with tall circus man) Brilliant!!! Cheers, I’ll be laughing til next week.
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July 14th, 2011 at 5:43 pm
Nice Harry a bit of light in these dark times…its going to be an interesting test of wills now..
Could we start a book on how much we will manage to get for him…I would hazard (notice what i did there) a guess that £40 million will be the trigger price.
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July 14th, 2011 at 5:43 pm
Double-H, when will your new line of (shotdeadinthehead.com) Katherine Hamnett 80s style ‘LUKA SAY…’ t-shirts be available?
http://queensofvintage.com/kings-of-vintage-strong-and-bold-eighties-t-shirts
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 6:01 pm
Blimey. There’s a thought.
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Spurstacus Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 6:15 pm
LUKA SAY… me love you long time
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Astromesmo Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 10:11 pm
LUKA SAY
Cheese
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Spurstacus Reply:
July 15th, 2011 at 4:59 am
I saw Luk a
Where?
There at the bridge
Where at the bridge?
Right there
The lttle rat with a chelscum shirt on
There I declare
Saying me no like raunchy chicken no more
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July 14th, 2011 at 5:57 pm
No like Arsenal!!!
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July 14th, 2011 at 6:09 pm
Sadly the note is genuine.
Unlike Luka
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NYSpurs Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 6:53 pm
If it is genuine then it is just like his 6 year contract – not worth the paper it is written on.
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 6:59 pm
This is the saddest reality old bean.
Well spotted, M’am.
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 7:02 pm
My comment was to ODM.
But yours was lovely also NYSpurs.
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edspur Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 7:02 pm
Sadly it’s not genuine.
The real one was hastily scribbled on some Easyjet headed paper but was instantly ruined by the tears falling from his whiskers. Plus no mention whatsoever of cheese.
“I feel the need. The need for cheese!”
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July 14th, 2011 at 6:49 pm
As much as I loath fabregarse, I hope Puka plays well for this season. If we don’t get CL, he can go. If I’m totally honest he’s already going, just waiting for that 35M bid from the gypsies. Love your work H.
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Kluffah Yid Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 7:12 pm
Not technically true. He could well shut his cake hole if we get champs next year, and I really don’t care about what he has already said (loyalty is a rarity that brings little benefit in these times) as long as he plays beautiful football with Monkey Boy and Tall Circus Man
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Kluffah Yid Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 7:15 pm
helps if I fully read your comment!
But to make a finer point of it, I don’t think he’s ‘already going’ at all.
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July 14th, 2011 at 6:57 pm
What’s going to be on his next note.
No like way Captain Terry look at wife.
No like share room with fat bloke.
No like being watched by old men in red coat an stupid hats.
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Harry Hotspur Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 7:00 pm
‘Ere, pad it out a bit and send it in – will ya?
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essexian76 Reply:
July 15th, 2011 at 8:51 am
Touch’e
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July 14th, 2011 at 7:06 pm
whose to say the pair are not acting this out to plan to get max dosh
‘sorry boys tried my best to keep him ere’
‘you bastards let me go’
‘see cant really keep him here now hes totally lost it’
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July 14th, 2011 at 7:39 pm
“No like play with tall circus man”
Who wrote it, he/she needs full credit?
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July 14th, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Retarded. Just becasue the boy doesn’t speak clean English. Ridiculous. Not funny.
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Alspur Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 8:50 pm
You seem to be in a minority of one?
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melcyid Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 9:38 pm
disney
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Astromesmo Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 10:06 pm
You using the word retarded to describe your correctness being upset. Very funny.
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jim Reply:
July 15th, 2011 at 6:25 am
You’re right he doesn’t speak clean English. Lately its been kinda…..Raunchy!!
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essexian76 Reply:
July 15th, 2011 at 8:52 am
Where is your walt Walt? or is it walt to walt, Walt?
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July 14th, 2011 at 8:12 pm
Had a large glass of Port and came up with an idea for a exchange deal involving Steven Pienaar.
We simply swap him for the political journo John Pienaar. John’s quite big so would could be a useful central defender and his command of English would come in handy at press conferences where he could explain what some of the other
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July 14th, 2011 at 8:23 pm
lol
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July 14th, 2011 at 9:00 pm
Harold, I would like a nice T shirt please in navy, with the words IN LARGE
TOTTENHAM
we take the piss
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July 14th, 2011 at 9:13 pm
The Cia are looking into the reporter who shouted do you want to play for Chelsea they think he is working for the Russions. And he has hacked Modrics Phone this is how they think he noes why Modric wants to play for Chelsea. Americans are blaming the Russians and suspect AVB works for the the KGB. I will be ditching my sky card in protest
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Toddspur Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 9:40 pm
Someone’s replaced your keyboard
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Astromesmo Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 10:09 pm
F***ing LOL.
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July 14th, 2011 at 9:30 pm
He’s not for sale.
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July 14th, 2011 at 9:45 pm
I think this is a forgery, and I am going to report you to the Lying Squad at Scotland Yard. Oops, sorry, Flying Squad. For sure.
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cHUCK sPAMMER Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 11:08 pm
Scotland yard can’t be trusted, tell the tabloids direct.
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essexian76 Reply:
July 15th, 2011 at 8:53 am
They’re listening as you speak
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July 14th, 2011 at 9:46 pm
Even as a Yid, I must confess, this is very funny.
Well done !!!
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July 14th, 2011 at 9:56 pm
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July 14th, 2011 at 10:09 pm
If there’s nothing else that being a Spurs supporter gives you, it’s an acute sense of humour between the beginning of July and end of August.
God bless laughter. Good work again chaps.
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onedavemackay Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 11:08 pm
You can’t support Spurs without a sense of humour
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seppoyiddo Reply:
July 15th, 2011 at 2:26 am
Along with fear, loathing and a painful sense of irony…
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July 14th, 2011 at 10:36 pm
If he behaves.. Holy Magwitch on Acid.
Or as Number 14 put it this afternoon: ‘No Comment’.
I not whiskery enough to have listend to Bill every week. But i’ve seen enough to know what he’d have said to that.
BIOYCC.
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July 14th, 2011 at 10:52 pm
A raunch of Levy
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July 14th, 2011 at 11:09 pm
Can we put Jenas and Keane on ebay ?
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cHUCK sPAMMER Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 11:11 pm
Or maybe just a bus?
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MaddySpurs Reply:
July 14th, 2011 at 11:22 pm
No reserve!!!
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Steveo1987 Reply:
July 15th, 2011 at 12:17 pm
no swap wink wink!!
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July 15th, 2011 at 12:36 am
Hahaha love it. Rush goalie…….
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July 15th, 2011 at 1:29 am
Does this mean (if they are still with us of course) there will be a renaming to TCM and MB? I am asking this just so I can keep track from all the way from Aus..
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July 15th, 2011 at 1:37 am
luka’s got great handwriting.
bench him for 6 months, sell in silly January season for 45m, Hoddlestone pushes Steeeeveeeee G and Lumplard into international retire based on his Tottenham form. Chelski’s Modders fights its out with Bournemouth United for 2nd place. Capn Daws lifts the Prem trophy. I sleep through whole of EC2012 sleeping off the post season hangover.
oh i love happy endings
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July 15th, 2011 at 1:39 am
Love it HH, Have to get a tea-shirt with that on it, the rush goalie bit ended me for awhile but dried my eyes and read on.
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July 15th, 2011 at 3:33 am
What about “The Lilywhite Lounge”, then?
Initial thoughts, the bird at the bar has got a cracking arse.
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Sid Trotter Reply:
July 15th, 2011 at 6:49 am
She’d find it hard to sit downif she didn’t
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July 15th, 2011 at 4:13 am
every one has a crack in arse,In fact even at this moment the ARSE
are cracking.
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July 15th, 2011 at 4:44 am
hahaha, y new profile pic, thx HH
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July 15th, 2011 at 4:46 am
and Luka, 6 year contract, keep him locked in the basement or at leat 3 of those then sell him to sutton utd, you signed it, read it and weep…I signed for a card protection program, that sucked balls too!
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jim Reply:
July 15th, 2011 at 6:29 am
A black coffee please sir, and keep it coming!
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dlands Reply:
July 15th, 2011 at 9:07 am
I agree right up to the Sutton bit, We want him at Staines Town… Shall I pencil him in for say the 2014-2015 season? that should give us time to get some chants together etc.
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July 15th, 2011 at 5:08 am
No like drink wodka play russian roulette if no win game
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July 15th, 2011 at 5:15 am
No like no luka
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July 15th, 2011 at 6:37 am
Hmm… ignore contracts at your peril. The Kaiser’s chancellor called Britain’s treaty with Belgium “A scrap of paper” then World War I started.
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Finn Reply:
July 15th, 2011 at 7:00 am
……….and then there was Neville Chamberlain.
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onedavemackay Reply:
July 15th, 2011 at 8:30 am
Then Gary Neville
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onedavemackay Reply:
July 15th, 2011 at 8:31 am
Not to mention Tosh Chamberlain
July 15th, 2011 at 8:03 am
“No like twitchy man give me finger”
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July 15th, 2011 at 8:34 am
Great post..
Off topic for a moment WTF are Citeh going to do in regards to the 25 man squad…? Just had a look and got to 25 players in midfield alone (alomost!).. I think we can forget about these guys getting Modders…
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essexian76 Reply:
July 15th, 2011 at 8:55 am
Adebayor is probably coming to us for a year loan, not sure about him. Can be a quality unit, but a real pain as well
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smoggiespurs Reply:
July 15th, 2011 at 9:13 am
didn’t jose confirm he was close to joining madrid earlier this week?
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July 15th, 2011 at 9:10 am
No like chicken baadge….chortle chortle
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July 15th, 2011 at 9:27 am
initial article was nice . some of the posts ie comments fuxxxxx hilarious . you continue to fil in the off season for me hh .keep that banana up there its workin for you
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July 15th, 2011 at 9:31 am
No like boat where Russian man show me empty coffin.
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July 15th, 2011 at 10:35 am
You made Talksport
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July 15th, 2011 at 11:10 am
No like Elvis Costello, he sing bad song called..
I no wanna go to Chelsea. Me no like !
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July 15th, 2011 at 11:13 am
http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine/big-picture/2011-07-15/see-luka-modrics-leaked-transfer-request-spurs
OH dear…
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July 15th, 2011 at 11:43 am
This just shows the madness in the game.
How someone can command such high wages yet lacks the ability to spell correctly or use the correct grammer.
Makes me so angry
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July 15th, 2011 at 11:44 am
And another thing.
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July 15th, 2011 at 3:58 pm
Loving that, very funny indeedy!! first time poster, long term reader! keep up the good work
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July 15th, 2011 at 8:35 pm
More like:
No like playing with crap strikers
No like last minute deadline transfers
No like playing for a United feeder club
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July 15th, 2011 at 11:01 pm
If Luka starts the season with us can we shaddap you face by joe dolce?
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July 15th, 2011 at 11:03 pm
I mean sing it of course….Doh!!
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July 16th, 2011 at 5:10 pm
no like harry winking at me
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July 17th, 2011 at 1:22 pm
‘kin genius. Love it.
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